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[challenge entry] 'art'

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(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Tue 19 Jan 2016, 9:40, archived)
# Smashing!
So who broke twitter then?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 19 Jan 2016, 10:13, archived)
# The Internets heard a rumour that I may sign up
so everyone rushed there and overloaded the servers.

Sorry :(
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 19 Jan 2016, 10:16, archived)
# Question
Just a few months ago, I posted a pic of a giant eye outside a kitchen window. I can't find it. I can't find it on my computer, can't find it on any of my usual web hosts. Did I dream it?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 19 Jan 2016, 10:36, archived)
# this is all a dream...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Tue 19 Jan 2016, 10:38, archived)
# Is it still
outside the kitchen window?
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Tue 19 Jan 2016, 10:55, archived)
# pfft! you're funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Tue 19 Jan 2016, 11:56, archived)
# is it busted?
did they leave it turned on over night and it got too hot or summink?
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Tue 19 Jan 2016, 10:22, archived)
# Yeah it's fucked
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 19 Jan 2016, 10:45, archived)
# how will society ever recover?
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Tue 19 Jan 2016, 10:47, archived)
# I don't know..
"Some mobile users are also unable to read or post tweets to the network, which has over 300 million active members.

Twitter chose to communicate the problem via a tweet, in which the firm said it was aware of the problem."

Yeah, good plan....
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 19 Jan 2016, 11:15, archived)
# if you're having trouble with your phoneline, please call this number now etc etc
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Tue 19 Jan 2016, 11:51, archived)
# How depressing:
That fish is on his way, through a narrow corridor, to a shitty job, after which he will fall asleep in front of the TV before waking up to the alarm and doing it all over again.

tl/dr: I find the picture effective and I'm in a cynical place, as usual. (double click of course)
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Tue 19 Jan 2016, 10:22, archived)
# it's ok, the fish is actually a convivted rapist and he willingly signed up for the art project
as he felt it was his way of giving something back to a society he took so much from. so it's all tickety boo.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Tue 19 Jan 2016, 10:25, archived)
# At least he wasn't just let off with a fin
Such are the scales of justice.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 19 Jan 2016, 10:29, archived)
# some say he found cod
as he wants to be a prawn again... no, wait, that doesn't work.
nevermind.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Tue 19 Jan 2016, 10:32, archived)
# How could he be so cold-blooded about it?
He showed no roe-morse.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 19 Jan 2016, 10:35, archived)
# i feel gill-ty now
for trying to make light of the sea-tuation.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Tue 19 Jan 2016, 10:37, archived)
# Well that's why I come to b3ta.
Good art and wicked people.
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Tue 19 Jan 2016, 10:33, archived)
# Comedy gold(fish)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 19 Jan 2016, 11:42, archived)
# Lovely
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 19 Jan 2016, 10:32, archived)