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[challenge entry] it's rude to point

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(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 5 Feb 2016, 9:31, archived)
# small gods
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 5 Feb 2016, 9:37, archived)
# See, what I don't get, right, is that if God made Adam in his own image
then shouldn't he have had a big beard?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 5 Feb 2016, 9:47, archived)
# you ever noticed how adams bellybutton looks like a cats nose and mouth?
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 5 Feb 2016, 9:51, archived)
# Can't unsee, thanks
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 5 Feb 2016, 9:53, archived)
# WHY THE FUCK DOES HE HAVE A BELLY BUTTON AT ALL OH LOOK CAPSLOCK NOW I SOUND FURIOUS ABOUT BIBLICAL INCONSISTENCY IN RENAISSANCE ART
(blah di blah di blah blah, Fri 5 Feb 2016, 9:54, archived)
# God had to carry him for 9 months up his manhole
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 5 Feb 2016, 9:56, archived)
# jesus
calm down.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 5 Feb 2016, 9:56, archived)
# BUT THIS UNDERMINES THE RELIGIOUS CONVICTIONS OF ALMOST HALF THE PLANET
(blah di blah di blah blah, Fri 5 Feb 2016, 9:59, archived)
# not only that but Michelangelo was clearly not as great as people make out
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 5 Feb 2016, 10:03, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 5 Feb 2016, 10:08, archived)
# NO REPLACE THIS WITH THE 1990 CARTOON ONE
THE ONLY GOOD CARTOONS ARE THOSE FROM WHEN I WAS YOUNG
EVERYTHING SINCE IS SHIT
OH JEEZ
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 5 Feb 2016, 10:14, archived)
# this capslock thing is catching...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 5 Feb 2016, 10:15, archived)
# FUCK SHITPANTS NUGENT
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 5 Feb 2016, 10:17, archived)
# this?


Click for bigger (65 kb)
hahaha...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 5 Feb 2016, 10:17, archived)
# TEH FEAR TEH FEAR!
(blah di blah di blah blah, Fri 5 Feb 2016, 10:52, archived)
# he has a bellybutton because
he went to summer camp one year and all the other boys had one, so when he went home
he asked God about it and to keep him quiet he added a bellybutton. it's quite simple really.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 5 Feb 2016, 10:06, archived)
# and he has a bumhole because one of the others stuck a flute up his as a party trick
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 5 Feb 2016, 10:19, archived)
# did he play a tune on it?
otherwise that's not much of a trick
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 5 Feb 2016, 10:21, archived)
# hehe
*waits for the beardy one to twang it like a door spring, making all the ladies giggle*
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 5 Feb 2016, 10:43, archived)