Stannis was a Replicant all along, and Gendry is Keyser Sozey.
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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire,
Thu 7 Jul 2016, 16:42,
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DUN DUN DUUUUUUUHHH
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 7 Jul 2016, 16:43,
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