because awesomeness, that's why
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 30 Dec 2016, 15:42,
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David, obviously
Richard had really fucking manky teeth
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 30 Dec 2016, 15:43,
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and they all sang "Planet Earth"
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Fri 30 Dec 2016, 15:51,
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pff
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 30 Dec 2016, 16:03,
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