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(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 13 Mar 2018, 2:13, archived)
# fake news!
:) Maybe around your household, but normal flatus volume range is around 476 to 1,491 ml per 24 hours,
whereas a typical volume of a modern hot air balloon is 2500 cubic meters. You do da maff.
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 13 Mar 2018, 3:35, archived)
# I have to sleep on a static control mat to prevent explosions
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 13 Mar 2018, 3:37, archived)
# At times such as these
I appreciate the barrier of distance that the internet provides :D
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 13 Mar 2018, 3:54, archived)
# XD
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Tue 13 Mar 2018, 8:26, archived)
# Does this mean
That Boris Johnson (who is, quite incidentally a fucking Hot Air Balloon) consumes the shit that comes out of Theresa May, then he will float off (preferably fuck off)?

(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Tue 13 Mar 2018, 20:04, archived)