does anybody [play Unreal 2?
i played unreal 2 last night for the first time.. pissed...

after i got on my ship i had two options on the left of the screen appear and i couldnt answer them ..how do you answer a command like open door or go to ship??
i shouldnt play games after two bottles of wine
(Chunk Mcfunk, Thu 1 May 2003, 16:27, archived)

You do know
that games are the tools of your masters.
don't you?
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 1 May 2003, 16:28, archived)

Tell me Gamesmaster
how do I get off level one on Mario.
( mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 1 May 2003, 16:29, archived)

wank it.
wank it hard.
( Lumpbucket says: Try Giddy 3! http://www.giddy3.co.uk, Thu 1 May 2003, 16:30, archived)

I now have an image
of Partick Moores head telling me to "wank it, wank it hard"

I'm not sure I wanted that image.
( LP, Thu 1 May 2003, 16:31, archived)

aaahh
but it is an amusing one.
( Lumpbucket says: Try Giddy 3! http://www.giddy3.co.uk, Thu 1 May 2003, 16:32, archived)

hahahaha
it certainly is.
( martian, Thu 1 May 2003, 16:32, archived)

___
        

( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 1 May 2003, 16:35, archived)

hahahaha
noooo!
( Milkman Dan, Thu 1 May 2003, 16:40, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
*BREATHS*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
( the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Thu 1 May 2003, 16:43, archived)

True
it is making me giggle more than it should...

/scurries off to find pictures of the oneeyed one
( LP, Thu 1 May 2003, 16:33, archived)

I did
mmmm...
( Ijon Tichy, Thu 1 May 2003, 16:33, archived)

nooooooooooooooo!!!!
bad memories .......... toe curling embaressment ......... rehab

anyone else remember that?
(insp_yeun, Thu 1 May 2003, 16:31, archived)

did you go on it then?

( Lumpbucket says: Try Giddy 3! http://www.giddy3.co.uk, Thu 1 May 2003, 16:32, archived)

mmm
Games Mistress
( gingerbenji is only ginger in the embarrassing regions, Thu 1 May 2003, 16:33, archived)

Tell me Gamesmaster...
...how do I play Nintendo and eat crisps at the same time?
( Mystery_Bob, Thu 1 May 2003, 16:31, archived)

mario
try winning the level
(ploughpusher, Thu 1 May 2003, 18:13, archived)

Press S, followed by 1. Now, in the menu, select L, the L followed by Y.
You should then see a drop-down menu. Press C, H, I, then C.

Back in the game, press K, click on the E and the N.

So, to summarise, its S,1,L,L,Y,C,H,I,C,K,E,N.
( Lumpbucket says: Try Giddy 3! http://www.giddy3.co.uk, Thu 1 May 2003, 16:30, archived)

RTFM!

( munkt0n, Thu 1 May 2003, 16:30, archived)

...
...run the four-hundred metres?
( Mystery_Bob, Thu 1 May 2003, 16:31, archived)

yes
backwards, blindfolded
( munkt0n, Thu 1 May 2003, 16:32, archived)

i did RTFM
it doesnt say or i wouldnt be posting would i!!!!
(Chunk Mcfunk, Thu 1 May 2003, 16:32, archived)

Google for
a walkthrough
( gingerbenji is only ginger in the embarrassing regions, Thu 1 May 2003, 16:33, archived)

Try
www.gamefaqs.com
( wayward., Thu 1 May 2003, 16:37, archived)

I've a strong suspicion
that a manual didn't come with his copy...
( Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Thu 1 May 2003, 16:32, archived)

he he he...

( Mystery_Bob, Thu 1 May 2003, 16:34, archived)

its not a faq!!
its not a solution im after.. just a basic keyboard command that me being the simpleton that i am cannot find!!
(Chunk Mcfunk, Thu 1 May 2003, 16:41, archived)

Dear gamesmaster
i'm stuck on level 1 of "life", i don't seem to be able to leave the bedroom, what is the trick? also what is the "girlfriend" that i see references to?

haha i can talk - i completed unreal 2 in a long weekend.
( Beardo, Thu 1 May 2003, 16:40, archived)

ullo
dude.
Howz it going?
( Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Thu 1 May 2003, 16:43, archived)

ello matey
replied in messenger
( Beardo, Thu 1 May 2003, 16:58, archived)

Are there numbers next to the options?
If so, press the corresponding number.
(PhilWal, Thu 1 May 2003, 16:40, archived)

doh!
there was a number in the first choice but the one im on now has no number next to it..

its the bit when you first answer the woman on the ship.. i cant answer her!!
(Chunk Mcfunk, Thu 1 May 2003, 16:46, archived)

hahahahaha
The answer is, press either '1' or '2' on your keyboard!

I know exactly the bit you mean. I spent a minute or two trying to click the buggers as well!
(Divvy, Thu 1 May 2003, 16:42, archived)

( Pootle, Thu 1 May 2003, 16:45, archived)

Unreal2?
The answers are numbered - on my screen i had to adjust the screen size to see the number as they had gone off the edge.
([]DOo []DOo, Thu 1 May 2003, 17:45, archived)