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# WHO SAID ELEPHANTS CAN'T JUMP!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Chickenuts Now we know., Fri 2 May 2003, 13:33, archived)
# Only...
...white elephants can't jump.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 2 May 2003, 13:34, archived)
# Apparently they can.
In a random double blind study, Elephants who were burned with cigarettes leapt over 20 metres.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Fri 2 May 2003, 13:35, archived)
# noooo
that's really nasty. Poor things.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 2 May 2003, 13:38, archived)
# It was all done for science.
And a laugh.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Fri 2 May 2003, 13:41, archived)
# Splash
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Fri 2 May 2003, 13:35, archived)
# I never said they can't jump
But can they land, I ask you?
(kryptik, Fri 2 May 2003, 13:36, archived)
# i've seen 'em
do it
(I helped save b3ta! Beardo, Fri 2 May 2003, 13:36, archived)
# Me
He's not jumping, he's walking off.
(still woo! yay! and houpla! though.)

As Mr Hicks said: "Same LSD story everytime... 'Young man on acid, thought he could fly, jumped out of a building, what a tragedy.' What a dick! Don't go blaming acid on this guy... if he thought he could fly, why didn't he take off from the ground first and check it out? He's an idiot, he's dead... good!"
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 2 May 2003, 13:36, archived)
# yay!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Fri 2 May 2003, 13:41, archived)
# Brilliant
I'm imagining the bottom one holing a fishing boat beneath.
(I helped save b3ta! Your Mum, Fri 2 May 2003, 13:45, archived)
# A book...
...I had when I was little was called Elephants Can't Jump! Fecking liars, all of them!!
(funkylins, Fri 2 May 2003, 14:11, archived)