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# i just told my mum i'm bumgay
i'm still alive. this is a good thing





(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 6 May 2003, 11:59, archived)
# Did you actually say:
"Mum, I'm bumgay"?

Woo if you did. Well done anyway, must have taken a lot of guts.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Tue 6 May 2003, 12:01, archived)
# well done.
i hope youy didn't phrase it like that though... "mum.... i'm bumgay"
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Tue 6 May 2003, 12:01, archived)
# i'd be tempted to say that
just to see whether my mum understood...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 6 May 2003, 12:03, archived)
# Hahahaha!
I piss on your mind!
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Tue 6 May 2003, 12:03, archived)
# i think
my choice of words would be:
mum, I'm a chocolate speedway rider and no mistake! how'd you like them apples?...eh?
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Tue 6 May 2003, 12:02, archived)
# hahahah
i think mine would be: Mum, im gay, could you wait till i get out of the front door before you pass the news onto dad
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Tue 6 May 2003, 12:04, archived)
# hey Berky!
you really said that?

what did you really say dude?

PS. have a good bank holiday w/end?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Munkee, Tue 6 May 2003, 12:04, archived)
# brave fellow
Though I have always found it easier just not to let them know anything about my private life.
(Though I'm only half bum gay, so there's some hope of a wedding one day :)
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Tue 6 May 2003, 12:05, archived)
# is it the left or right cheek thats bumgay?
thats camera left or right
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Tue 6 May 2003, 12:07, archived)
# bum piss
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 6 May 2003, 12:08, archived)
# some people like that kind of thing
so ive heard anyway
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Tue 6 May 2003, 12:09, archived)
# I warn you that I am at home
with a digital camera to hand....
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Tue 6 May 2003, 12:10, archived)
# thank god its in your hand
/pervert
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Tue 6 May 2003, 12:11, archived)
#
what half of the bum?
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 6 May 2003, 12:08, archived)
# So your not all gay?
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Tue 6 May 2003, 12:08, archived)
# Congratulations!

When a mate of mine came out, his mum said that his insistence on Wonder Woman slippers at the age of 3 had made them suspicious.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 6 May 2003, 12:12, archived)
# ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha
it is a bit of a give away
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Tue 6 May 2003, 12:14, archived)
# Never mind
"The Greatest Hits of Cher" in his tape collection. And a goldfish called Alexis.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 6 May 2003, 12:15, archived)
# I think my mum has had an inkling
since I taught my little sister how to walk like a catwalk model in high heels.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Tue 6 May 2003, 12:17, archived)
# I'm sure my mum knows I'm bisexual
seeing as she posts on here too:) and often reads the spazz
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 6 May 2003, 12:19, archived)
# My mother was actually surprised that I wasn't
All my other bothers and sisters are:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 6 May 2003, 12:20, archived)
# wow, its like the rainbow club on here today.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Tue 6 May 2003, 12:22, archived)
# The Gay Mardi Gras goes past my house every year and I know about 4 drag queens
Can I be honourarily gay?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 6 May 2003, 12:24, archived)
# bend over then...
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Tue 6 May 2003, 12:30, archived)
# were all gay
thats why
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 6 May 2003, 12:24, archived)
# Don't worry
the night shift is worse...

We're a lot more gay then...
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 6 May 2003, 12:24, archived)
# where's menub/titchy?
look, this place *is* becoming popbitch.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 6 May 2003, 12:30, archived)
# i know
did you see that spotting minor celebrities thread earlier?

(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Tue 6 May 2003, 12:31, archived)
# i did
i was this close to telling my fraser hines story.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 6 May 2003, 12:33, archived)
# i wasn't anywhere near close
to telling my phil collins, the lovely debbie mcgee, selina scott, russel grant, banarama, or ivor cutler stories...
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Tue 6 May 2003, 12:40, archived)
# Aaaah ha ha ha ha ha!

Bravo Mr Berk
You still scare me though...
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Tue 6 May 2003, 12:15, archived)
# good
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 6 May 2003, 12:23, archived)
# Congratulations!
Now go out on the piss with her and chat about what blokes you both fancy ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! bob dinosaur, Tue 6 May 2003, 12:13, archived)
# Eeoooooooooo
Sharing with mother?
(I helped save b3ta! gfreeman is only here for the beer, Tue 6 May 2003, 12:14, archived)
# ooh cripes
that sounds the most unpleasant night, I could imagine.
Parents don't have sex drives!
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Tue 6 May 2003, 12:15, archived)
# what do they have then
sex walks?
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Tue 6 May 2003, 12:22, archived)
# crawls
probably
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 6 May 2003, 12:23, archived)
# no
just brisk healthy walks.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Tue 6 May 2003, 12:26, archived)
# Eeeuww!
I couldn't talk to my mum about that! She's gross.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Tue 6 May 2003, 12:27, archived)
# Mam, I've pierced my nuts 3 time
put pictures on the internet and filmed the 3rd one. Mam I'm bixsexual...


Your mum must be really proud of her big manly son:)
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 6 May 2003, 12:14, archived)
# she's fine about it
she took it better than the peircings
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 6 May 2003, 12:24, archived)
# She must be sitting there
wondering what's coming next though:)

Have you only told your mum and no one else in the family yet?
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 6 May 2003, 12:25, archived)
# yep
only my mum, i'll let her break it to my dad, give me time to run. my sister can find out whenever
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 6 May 2003, 12:36, archived)
# you should have said, "mum i'm gay
NOT!

No, really, I am.

Ha ha, not really"

for about six hours.
(martian, Tue 6 May 2003, 12:17, archived)
# Family Harmony
the Martian Way
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Tue 6 May 2003, 12:18, archived)
# that's how you did it
wasn't it?
(martian, Tue 6 May 2003, 12:26, archived)
# I just dont
tell my parents anything about my private life.
Next thing you'll be expected to explain to your parents about weekend recreational drug use.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Tue 6 May 2003, 12:38, archived)
# That took nerve

Have a chocolate starfish
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 6 May 2003, 12:18, archived)