i just told my mum i'm bumgay
i'm still alive. this is a good thing


( Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 6 May 2003, 11:59, archived)

Did you actually say:
"Mum, I'm bumgay"?

Woo if you did. Well done anyway, must have taken a lot of guts.
( Baz Fuck off, Tue 6 May 2003, 12:01, archived)

well done.
i hope youy didn't phrase it like that though... "mum.... i'm bumgay"
( Reverend Dan, Tue 6 May 2003, 12:01, archived)

i'd be tempted to say that
just to see whether my mum understood...
( new_matt, Tue 6 May 2003, 12:03, archived)

Hahahaha!
I piss on your mind!
( Baz Fuck off, Tue 6 May 2003, 12:03, archived)

i think
my choice of words would be:
mum, I'm a chocolate speedway rider and no mistake! how'd you like them apples?...eh?
( aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Tue 6 May 2003, 12:02, archived)

hahahah
i think mine would be: Mum, im gay, could you wait till i get out of the front door before you pass the news onto dad
( the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Tue 6 May 2003, 12:04, archived)

hey Berky!
you really said that?

what did you really say dude?

PS. have a good bank holiday w/end?
( Lord_Munkee, Tue 6 May 2003, 12:04, archived)

brave fellow
Though I have always found it easier just not to let them know anything about my private life.
(Though I'm only half bum gay, so there's some hope of a wedding one day :)
( Pootle, Tue 6 May 2003, 12:05, archived)

is it the left or right cheek thats bumgay?
thats camera left or right
( the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Tue 6 May 2003, 12:07, archived)

bum piss

( Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 6 May 2003, 12:08, archived)

some people like that kind of thing
so ive heard anyway
( the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Tue 6 May 2003, 12:09, archived)

I warn you that I am at home
with a digital camera to hand....
( Pootle, Tue 6 May 2003, 12:10, archived)

thank god its in your hand
/pervert
( the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Tue 6 May 2003, 12:11, archived)

what half of the bum?
( Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 6 May 2003, 12:08, archived)

So your not all gay?

( Baz Fuck off, Tue 6 May 2003, 12:08, archived)

Congratulations!

When a mate of mine came out, his mum said that his insistence on Wonder Woman slippers at the age of 3 had made them suspicious.
( butchbint, Tue 6 May 2003, 12:12, archived)

ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha
it is a bit of a give away
( Pootle, Tue 6 May 2003, 12:14, archived)

Never mind
"The Greatest Hits of Cher" in his tape collection. And a goldfish called Alexis.
( butchbint, Tue 6 May 2003, 12:15, archived)

I think my mum has had an inkling
since I taught my little sister how to walk like a catwalk model in high heels.
( Pootle, Tue 6 May 2003, 12:17, archived)

I'm sure my mum knows I'm bisexual
seeing as she posts on here too:) and often reads the spazz
( Az The Spaz, Tue 6 May 2003, 12:19, archived)

My mother was actually surprised that I wasn't
All my other bothers and sisters are:P
( riverghost arsebuckets!!!, Tue 6 May 2003, 12:20, archived)

wow, its like the rainbow club on here today.

( PMGT - a creature of pure headache, Tue 6 May 2003, 12:22, archived)

The Gay Mardi Gras goes past my house every year and I know about 4 drag queens
Can I be honourarily gay?
( riverghost arsebuckets!!!, Tue 6 May 2003, 12:24, archived)

bend over then...

( popt_art, Tue 6 May 2003, 12:30, archived)

were all gay
thats why
( butchbint, Tue 6 May 2003, 12:24, archived)

Don't worry
the night shift is worse...

We're a lot more gay then...
( Az The Spaz, Tue 6 May 2003, 12:24, archived)

where's menub/titchy?
look, this place *is* becoming popbitch.
( new_matt, Tue 6 May 2003, 12:30, archived)

i know
did you see that spotting minor celebrities thread earlier?
( popt_art, Tue 6 May 2003, 12:31, archived)

i did
i was this close to telling my fraser hines story.
( new_matt, Tue 6 May 2003, 12:33, archived)

i wasn't anywhere near close
to telling my phil collins, the lovely debbie mcgee, selina scott, russel grant, banarama, or ivor cutler stories...
( popt_art, Tue 6 May 2003, 12:40, archived)

Aaaah ha ha ha ha ha!

Bravo Mr Berk
You still scare me though...
( Ijon Tichy, Tue 6 May 2003, 12:15, archived)

good
:-)
( Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 6 May 2003, 12:23, archived)

Congratulations!
Now go out on the piss with her and chat about what blokes you both fancy ;-)
( bob dinosaur, Tue 6 May 2003, 12:13, archived)

Eeoooooooooo
Sharing with mother?
( gfreeman http://twiglet.myminicity.com/, Tue 6 May 2003, 12:14, archived)

ooh cripes
that sounds the most unpleasant night, I could imagine.
Parents don't have sex drives!
( Pootle, Tue 6 May 2003, 12:15, archived)

what do they have then
sex walks?
( popt_art, Tue 6 May 2003, 12:22, archived)

crawls
probably
( butchbint, Tue 6 May 2003, 12:23, archived)

no
just brisk healthy walks.
( Pootle, Tue 6 May 2003, 12:26, archived)

Eeeuww!
I couldn't talk to my mum about that! She's gross.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Tue 6 May 2003, 12:27, archived)

Mam, I've pierced my nuts 3 time
put pictures on the internet and filmed the 3rd one. Mam I'm bixsexual...


Your mum must be really proud of her big manly son:)
( Az The Spaz, Tue 6 May 2003, 12:14, archived)

she's fine about it
she took it better than the peircings
( Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 6 May 2003, 12:24, archived)

She must be sitting there
wondering what's coming next though:)

Have you only told your mum and no one else in the family yet?
( Az The Spaz, Tue 6 May 2003, 12:25, archived)

yep
only my mum, i'll let her break it to my dad, give me time to run. my sister can find out whenever
( Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 6 May 2003, 12:36, archived)

you should have said, "mum i'm gay
NOT!

No, really, I am.

Ha ha, not really"

for about six hours.
( martian, Tue 6 May 2003, 12:17, archived)

Family Harmony
the Martian Way
( Pootle, Tue 6 May 2003, 12:18, archived)

that's how you did it
wasn't it?
( martian, Tue 6 May 2003, 12:26, archived)

I just dont
tell my parents anything about my private life.
Next thing you'll be expected to explain to your parents about weekend recreational drug use.
( Pootle, Tue 6 May 2003, 12:38, archived)

That took nerve

Have a chocolate starfish
( riverghost arsebuckets!!!, Tue 6 May 2003, 12:18, archived)