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i am a freelance medical writer, you can give me work
ta! sweary fingers | the licky money
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Recent front page messages:
i am a freelance medical writer, you can give me work
ta! sweary fingers | the licky money
(Thu 12th Jan 2006, 15:09, More)
Luke: I saw part of the message he was...
Ben: I seem to have found it...
sweary fingers | more stuff
(Thu 30th Dec 2004, 22:34, More)
Ben: I seem to have found it...
sweary fingers | more stuff
(Thu 30th Dec 2004, 22:34, More)
to you! to me!
cfb ta! perfect considering the day we're having more stuff
btw, i'm being made redundant. well, in the way that my company is being dissolved. anyone got any jobs? bit of writing, bit of web stuff, photoshop, flash?
ps, barry is really paul's dad
(Thu 22nd Jul 2004, 11:55, More)
cfb ta! perfect considering the day we're having more stuff
btw, i'm being made redundant. well, in the way that my company is being dissolved. anyone got any jobs? bit of writing, bit of web stuff, photoshop, flash?
ps, barry is really paul's dad
(Thu 22nd Jul 2004, 11:55, More)
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» Irrational Fears
war of the worlds - the musical
i guess it started with that bloody ooolaah noise the martians make. scared the hell out of me as a kid. to this day pretty much any of the songs from the album give me the willies.
no grown man should be scared of a david essex record.
(Tue 27th Jan 2004, 14:14, More)
war of the worlds - the musical
i guess it started with that bloody ooolaah noise the martians make. scared the hell out of me as a kid. to this day pretty much any of the songs from the album give me the willies.
no grown man should be scared of a david essex record.
(Tue 27th Jan 2004, 14:14, More)
» Dad Jokes
actually, to be fair to my dad, his april fool's jokes can be quite good
he works in a path lab in a hospital - part of the work involves testing peoples *ahem* samples for bacteria and the like.
his most famous jape was filling a stool sample pot with chocolate mousse and sesame seeds and adding it to the rack to go into the incubator (or whatever, bloody hell, i'm not a doctor!).
when it's time to do whatever to this particular sample, he shows this pot of 'poo' with seeds in to his various colleagues, making comments on how unusual it is, how in all his 40 years he'd never seen anything like it and so on.
when he's got everyone's attention, he opens the pot, takes out the little spoon attachment and eats some. making "oooh, how interesting" noises.
you can imagine the hilarity that ensues...
(Wed 10th Dec 2003, 11:40, More)
actually, to be fair to my dad, his april fool's jokes can be quite good
he works in a path lab in a hospital - part of the work involves testing peoples *ahem* samples for bacteria and the like.
his most famous jape was filling a stool sample pot with chocolate mousse and sesame seeds and adding it to the rack to go into the incubator (or whatever, bloody hell, i'm not a doctor!).
when it's time to do whatever to this particular sample, he shows this pot of 'poo' with seeds in to his various colleagues, making comments on how unusual it is, how in all his 40 years he'd never seen anything like it and so on.
when he's got everyone's attention, he opens the pot, takes out the little spoon attachment and eats some. making "oooh, how interesting" noises.
you can imagine the hilarity that ensues...
(Wed 10th Dec 2003, 11:40, More)
» Little things that turn you on
it might not be that weird
but attractive girls in really good suits. i actually quite like girls with very short hair as well. and girls that drive with confidence.
now that i think about it. does this mean i'm living a lie and should just fancy men?
(Sat 19th Feb 2005, 20:46, More)
it might not be that weird
but attractive girls in really good suits. i actually quite like girls with very short hair as well. and girls that drive with confidence.
now that i think about it. does this mean i'm living a lie and should just fancy men?
(Sat 19th Feb 2005, 20:46, More)
» Have you ever been rude to a celebrity?
actually, i've just thought...
early-90s indie club in manchester. me, some chums, too may bottles of newcastle brown. who should we spy, but the actor formerly known as Terry Duckworth (from Coronation Street). I wander over. "are you Terry Duckworth?" I ask. "fuck off" says Terry Duckworth.
(Wed 14th Apr 2004, 20:40, More)
actually, i've just thought...
early-90s indie club in manchester. me, some chums, too may bottles of newcastle brown. who should we spy, but the actor formerly known as Terry Duckworth (from Coronation Street). I wander over. "are you Terry Duckworth?" I ask. "fuck off" says Terry Duckworth.
(Wed 14th Apr 2004, 20:40, More)
» I'm an expert
not sure about "expert" but professionally i'm a 'knowledge manager'
knowledge management is a fascinating discipline, one that is becoming more and more important across both private and public sectors in the UK, Europe and around the world.
one of the basic tenets is that in an organisation, all people have experiences and knowledge that they use subconsiously to perform their day-to-day roles and tasks. knowledge management is a key tool in facilitating the exchange of that information to other people, so that what you know is made available to others and nothing is lost from a body of staff.
no piece of knowledge is too small or too insignificant to share. you never know what other people would find useful.
now, i'm falling asleep as i type this, just imagine how fucking tedious an hour-and-a-half-long diatribe is.
i've no idea how this happened. i wanted to be a writer.
(Fri 24th Jun 2005, 15:37, More)
not sure about "expert" but professionally i'm a 'knowledge manager'
knowledge management is a fascinating discipline, one that is becoming more and more important across both private and public sectors in the UK, Europe and around the world.
one of the basic tenets is that in an organisation, all people have experiences and knowledge that they use subconsiously to perform their day-to-day roles and tasks. knowledge management is a key tool in facilitating the exchange of that information to other people, so that what you know is made available to others and nothing is lost from a body of staff.
no piece of knowledge is too small or too insignificant to share. you never know what other people would find useful.
now, i'm falling asleep as i type this, just imagine how fucking tedious an hour-and-a-half-long diatribe is.
i've no idea how this happened. i wanted to be a writer.
(Fri 24th Jun 2005, 15:37, More)