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[challenge entry]


'The last thing I expected them to do with my
letter of complaint was to use it in their
rebranding. I think it's Postmodernist irony.'

From the Curry and Cheese challenge. See all 321 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! timothycrippins, Wed 7 May 2003, 3:16, archived)
# ohhh
that's just dying to be pootled...



there - terrible shoppage, but took me all of a minute...ran out of room on my host thingy..
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Wed 7 May 2003, 3:18, archived)
# Go on then.
(whatever pootled means)
(I helped save b3ta! timothycrippins, Wed 7 May 2003, 3:19, archived)
# Ah.
I was worried that it might mean something like that. Good Job!
(I helped save b3ta! timothycrippins, Wed 7 May 2003, 3:27, archived)
# it's not really pootled
since all of the letters are already there...
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Wed 7 May 2003, 3:29, archived)
# still good tho
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 7 May 2003, 3:29, archived)
# hehe
how are you?
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Wed 7 May 2003, 3:30, archived)
# not bad
made the mistake of eating my dads cooking, so feeling really shitty
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 7 May 2003, 3:32, archived)
# that made me giggle
I'm sorry for laughing

I'm feeling a bit on the ill side too - too much cheesecake...
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Wed 7 May 2003, 3:39, archived)
# I giggled about the fact that your dad's cooking is bad
not the fact that you feel ill
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Wed 7 May 2003, 3:43, archived)
# Can anyone here say
that their dad is really good at cooking?
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Wed 7 May 2003, 3:44, archived)
# Well, I can:
*ahem*


"My dad is really good at cooking"


Piece of piss really, no challenge at all.
(I helped save b3ta! djol, Wed 7 May 2003, 3:47, archived)
# Blimeh!
My dad made "tomato soup" once. I call it red tomato water. I remember one meal he made 21 years ago - that is how bad it was.
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Wed 7 May 2003, 3:48, archived)
# probably not
but can anyone else here say that their dads cooking has made them ill consistantly for 4 months?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 7 May 2003, 3:47, archived)
# I could
but it wouldn't be true

My dad can cook grilled cheese sandwhiches and open a can of chile - that's about it
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Wed 7 May 2003, 3:50, archived)
# Did he make this 4 months ago
or have you been eating his cooking for the past 4 months and been unwell every tims. If the latter, you fool! :)
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Wed 7 May 2003, 3:51, archived)
# well every time he cooks
i get ill.

fortunatly he hadn't cooked for about 3 weeks, so i'd forgotten
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 7 May 2003, 3:55, archived)
# isn't that what pootled means
?
(martian, Wed 7 May 2003, 3:31, archived)
#
indeed
(I helped save b3ta! djol, Wed 7 May 2003, 3:34, archived)
# now this made me laugh a lot:
pissflaps
(Piss Flaps (say what you see))
Adjective
    Add Definition
     1 flaps used in the delivery of piss 
      Example:Look at the pissflaps on that!! 
     2 labia 
      Example:Imagine wearing those as a hat
(martian, Wed 7 May 2003, 3:36, archived)
# ahh
ok, I thought it was only the part about where you made new ones.

I'm really showing how ignorant I am tonight...
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Wed 7 May 2003, 3:39, archived)
# have a pootled woo then, luv

(in red white n blue o'course!)
(dahtcalmer I'm pretty sure I forgot my password, 11 years ago, Wed 7 May 2003, 3:31, archived)