Well, I can:
*ahem*
'My dad is really good at cooking'
Piece of piss really, no challenge at all.
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djol,
Wed 7 May 2003, 3:47,
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Blimeh!
My dad made "tomato soup" once. I call it red tomato water. I remember one meal he made 21 years ago - that is how bad it was.
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bigdave,
Wed 7 May 2003, 3:48,
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