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[challenge entry] Maybe your cat should do what my cat does....

But let the oven cool first.....
Yet another warm cat likey place!

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(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Mon 12 May 2003, 17:48, archived)
# She can't now.
When we found her, she looked like jam.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 12 May 2003, 17:49, archived)
# Very sorry to hear that.
:-(

Poor taste joke then...
A guy buys a hamster from a pet shop.
It dies the next day.
He asks the pet shop what he should do...
'Make Jam from it'...said the bemussed shop owner (Bury the fucker - you idiot- he thought)
Three days later the guy goes back and says
he made the jam, and it was disgusting,
so he threw it in the back garden...
the next day some tulips were growing there...
he asks the shop keeper why this should happen..

...easy, he said, you always get tulips from hampster jam....


/coat
/teeth
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Mon 12 May 2003, 17:50, archived)
# She was the fattest cat on Cell Block Nine.
>O
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 12 May 2003, 17:51, archived)
# Funny!
Sob!
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 12 May 2003, 17:55, archived)
# Aye
thats a better way of getting them dry
(Itchy wants to be a pimp, Mon 12 May 2003, 17:49, archived)