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# this was on a christian website
but i think if i was a christian i'd probably be offended.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Thu 30 May 2002, 0:08, archived)
# did you know jesus
had no nipples?? its true.
(I helped save b3ta! seani is selling his new mobile on ebay, check profile, Thu 30 May 2002, 0:09, archived)
# i like the nail going through his feet
this picture totally trivialises anythng the story of jesus was meant to be saying. but i think it is very funny.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Thu 30 May 2002, 0:11, archived)
# yeah it
looks like they only had three nails left so they said put his feet together and we'll only use one. or not.
(I helped save b3ta! seani is selling his new mobile on ebay, check profile, Thu 30 May 2002, 0:14, archived)
# Couldn't they have used
a taller cross? I mean, all of the spectators are gonna be right at eye level with the poor guy!
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Thu 30 May 2002, 0:17, archived)
# I totally
agree. jesus should have had crucifiction insurance from claims direct. they would have got compensation.
(I helped save b3ta! seani is selling his new mobile on ebay, check profile, Thu 30 May 2002, 0:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Obvious

I thought he looked familiar
(I helped save b3ta! priestess I remember when this was all fields, Thu 30 May 2002, 0:18, archived)
# i liked the miracle
where he stood on a thing.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Thu 30 May 2002, 0:25, archived)
# i can prove he is a fraud.
I tried that 'mind control' positive thinking he claims he does.
But no-one removed the boxes as he fell :(
(I helped save b3ta! lady_delirium, Thu 30 May 2002, 0:28, archived)
# I like the fact
that he's obviously wearing a nappy. Did jesus have an incontinence problem?
(I helped save b3ta! priestess I remember when this was all fields, Thu 30 May 2002, 0:33, archived)
# i am
so glad i wasnt the only one thinking that!
Also, you would imagine the son of god to be carrying a substantially larger 'packet'...
(I helped save b3ta! lady_delirium, Thu 30 May 2002, 0:35, archived)
# Rubbish
God and Jesus and the Angels don't have things as dirty as a Penis or an Arsehole.

They're all like Action-Man and Barbie "down there".
(I helped save b3ta! priestess I remember when this was all fields, Thu 30 May 2002, 0:38, archived)
# you
havent seen my action man ;)
(I helped save b3ta! lady_delirium, Thu 30 May 2002, 0:39, archived)
# Hmmm...
Nice mullet though.
(The Werejackal, Thu 30 May 2002, 8:53, archived)