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# If that was seriously aimed at me....
...then FUCK OFF. That took me a good while to shop! If not then.....I don't know.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 16 May 2003, 17:08, archived)
# Would you like me to zap them?
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 16 May 2003, 17:11, archived)
# please
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 16 May 2003, 17:12, archived)
# Don't zap me!
I'm too young and beautiful to be zapped!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Fri 16 May 2003, 17:12, archived)
# The young and beautiful are sworn enemies of the old and the cynical
I'm going to turn you into sick_boy's very own Pop Bitch, destined to trawl the world for meaningless bits of drivel about people that no-one cares about. And he can tell you to shut the fuck up when ever he likes.
*The Orb Of Justice glistens for a moment and then dispenses its terrible punishment*
On that note. Toodlepip.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 16 May 2003, 17:16, archived)
# Yay
to you both
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 16 May 2003, 17:17, archived)
# Yikes!
Becks and Posh are about to split up! Honest, guv, my mate down the pub told me!

/shudder
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Fri 16 May 2003, 17:17, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 16 May 2003, 17:19, archived)
# Please.
They are upsetting my ferrets.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Fri 16 May 2003, 17:12, archived)
# No, not really.
Just a repost based on what he up there ^^^^^^^ said...

No offense intended...
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Fri 16 May 2003, 17:12, archived)
# Sorry for the outburst....
...none taken!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 16 May 2003, 17:12, archived)
# Good, good!
I'm gonna go to work now before I upset anyone else.

So I'll upset NTL's broadband customers instead, by telling them I can't fix their PCs. ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Fri 16 May 2003, 17:13, archived)
# Umm
*hopes PC doesnt break*
(I helped save b3ta! wooltech has his finger in the air so you can't see him, Fri 16 May 2003, 17:50, archived)
# Can I have an outburst?
Like that woman on telly whose tummy exploded over her nurse during a bath.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Fri 16 May 2003, 17:13, archived)
# Nooooooo
That was the most disgusting show I have seen in years.....
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 16 May 2003, 17:15, archived)
# I loved it.
Especially that woman, whose implant plopped out on her mum's doorstep!
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Fri 16 May 2003, 17:17, archived)
# *boik*
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 16 May 2003, 17:17, archived)
# john hurt?!
is he doing tv now then?

edit: sorry that was not only badly obscured, it was also crap.
(grampski, Fri 16 May 2003, 17:25, archived)
# That was shite.
.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Fri 16 May 2003, 17:41, archived)
# i intended offence
the fucking tosser*.

*might not be meant entirely seriously
(martian, Fri 16 May 2003, 17:13, archived)
# That's because you blow goats*



*may not be true but I have it on good authority.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 16 May 2003, 17:16, archived)
# cunts*





*no, i really mean it, i really, really do
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Fri 16 May 2003, 17:18, archived)
# You blow goat's cunts?*

that's what you said so it must be true.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 16 May 2003, 17:19, archived)