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[challenge entry] Vegetarian -- first entry


First entry ever. Yay. Hope you guys like.
It's another reason to become a vegetarian.

--Connor

From the X-Ray Vision challenge. See all 238 entries (closed)

(convicious, Mon 19 May 2003, 0:09, archived)
# I could never be a vegetarian.
I like meat too much. just had the greasiest burger ever! rock and/or roll!
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Mon 19 May 2003, 0:10, archived)
# read
fast food nation by eric schlosser. you will never eat a burger again, you hairy greasy rock animal you.
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Mon 19 May 2003, 0:11, archived)
# I've read
it, and I still eat burgers (not McDs though). My uncle is a farmer, and a cousin of mine runs a meat processing plant. I have no illusions as to what my food has been through before it goes through me...
(I helped save b3ta! bob dinosaur, Mon 19 May 2003, 0:12, archived)
# I couldnt really give a shit what I eat to be honest.
If it doesnt kill me, then I dont really care.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Mon 19 May 2003, 0:14, archived)
# of course it won't kill you...
it's dead...
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Mon 19 May 2003, 0:14, archived)
# thats ok then.
:-D
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Mon 19 May 2003, 0:15, archived)
# whatever doesn't kill me
will only make me stronger or leave me with a crippled immune system.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Mon 19 May 2003, 0:15, archived)
# ewwww.
pig vagina!


edit: prove me wrong! www.b3ta.com/board/1221674
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Mon 19 May 2003, 0:14, archived)
# hello keyboard, this is my tea
have you two met before?
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Mon 19 May 2003, 0:16, archived)
# Women have them too
and people are quite happy to eat them ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! bob dinosaur, Mon 19 May 2003, 0:17, archived)
# *snort*
hehehe you dirty bastard... hang on.... women have them you say?
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Mon 19 May 2003, 0:19, archived)
# A zeugma is when you use one word to apply to two
nouns & it has a different meaning for each of those nouns.
(I helped save b3ta! bob dinosaur, Mon 19 May 2003, 0:18, archived)
# well done
example?
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Mon 19 May 2003, 0:20, archived)
# "He slipped outside
then down the icy steps."
(I helped save b3ta! bob dinosaur, Mon 19 May 2003, 0:21, archived)
# nice one
i would have also accepted "he took his coat and his leave"





clever bastard
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Mon 19 May 2003, 0:23, archived)
# "Jack smelled badly
as usual."
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 19 May 2003, 0:24, archived)
# 'coz he didn't have a shower
after fetching a pail with Jill.
(I helped save b3ta! bob dinosaur, Mon 19 May 2003, 0:29, archived)
# I read that
as felching.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Mon 19 May 2003, 1:05, archived)
# two nouns in
a bath......one sez 'where's the enigma'
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 19 May 2003, 0:30, archived)
# I'm going to
read that.
(convicious, Mon 19 May 2003, 0:15, archived)
# good
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Mon 19 May 2003, 0:32, archived)
# awww not the puppy
eat the cat though
(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Mon 19 May 2003, 0:11, archived)
# I love eating ...
oh, you said "cat"? my mistake
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 19 May 2003, 0:12, archived)
# So, women have both puppies
and pussies.

How terribly selfish.
(goat thinks you're shit, Mon 19 May 2003, 0:14, archived)
# Vegetarians should gang up
we could start a war with carnivors/omnivors and whipe them out, thereby completly destroying the point.
I've nearly been veggie for a year now, which was nice.
Edit: really am off to bed now as I've reached 499 posts and need to make a clichéd 500 posts for tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Mon 19 May 2003, 0:12, archived)
# you wouldn't have the energy
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Mon 19 May 2003, 0:17, archived)
# yay!
a first post resplendent with kitten
woo to you!
(mother inferior2, Mon 19 May 2003, 0:13, archived)
# Inside Jokes
Yep, I have yet to figure out all these inside jokes, but I kind of caught on with the kittens.
(convicious, Mon 19 May 2003, 0:15, archived)
# We'll keep you right
there's only about 3 so it won't take long
(mother inferior2, Mon 19 May 2003, 0:17, archived)
# A darn fine first post
you'll get the hang of it in no time
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Mon 19 May 2003, 0:19, archived)
# ah I know this one
a song
a picture
(DrLZRDMN, Mon 19 May 2003, 0:14, archived)
# I've downloaded it
I'll listen tomorrow
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Mon 19 May 2003, 0:18, archived)
# Aww!
Cute alert
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Mon 19 May 2003, 0:14, archived)
# I'm a vegetarian...
but only because I hate plants.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 19 May 2003, 0:24, archived)
# Hohoho
oh those crazy cat-eating foreigners!
it is so funny to laugh at them while sucking back your factory-farmed beef!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 19 May 2003, 1:03, archived)