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[challenge entry] 'Well, as far as I can make out she swallowed the dog to catch the cat, she swallowed the cat to catch the bird, she swallowed the bird to catch the...'

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(I helped save b3ta! sp3ktor - no,.. I don't know either, Mon 19 May 2003, 8:26, archived)
# That deserves a better wooyay than what I have
so what I have is what you get. With added text.


Well done that man!
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Mon 19 May 2003, 8:28, archived)
# perhaps she'll die
Minor Jacking of the thread to say - night night b3tans
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 19 May 2003, 8:35, archived)
# Ha ha
did she die?
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 19 May 2003, 8:36, archived)
# Only after she cleared
a goat, cow and horse as well :)
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ktor - no,.. I don't know either, Mon 19 May 2003, 8:37, archived)
# Ooohhh, that's much nice than the one I made
on Saturday. You bastard.

Morning to all, BTW. I hope you all had a much better weekend than I...
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Mon 19 May 2003, 8:39, archived)
# Morning everyone!
I was an usher at a wedding for a guy I don't particularly like or know very well. Very strange.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 19 May 2003, 8:41, archived)
# Is the usher the person who keeps everyone quiet?
"'Ush! 'Ush!"

Why be an usher for someone you don't like?
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Mon 19 May 2003, 8:43, archived)
# I'm just too cunting polite to say
no. Fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 19 May 2003, 8:47, archived)
# Hopefully the free drink/scran/totty situation
made it worth it...
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Mon 19 May 2003, 8:49, archived)
# I like being an usher at weddings
you get to look dashing in a posh suit, give pretty ladies pretty flowers and generally be charming and look responsible while doing a job that monkeys would consider simple...
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 19 May 2003, 9:04, archived)
# My mate Keit' wants me to ush
at his wedding in summer. Must remember not to get intoxicated till after the service. And wear sunglasses. Sunglasses and suits make the girlies go moist, apparently.
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Mon 19 May 2003, 9:08, archived)
# Wear your top hat
at a rakish angle too - works wonders.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 19 May 2003, 9:10, archived)
# Did you make him wanna...
"start a new relationship"
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ktor - no,.. I don't know either, Mon 19 May 2003, 8:44, archived)
# Morning
BTW
*hug*
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Mon 19 May 2003, 8:45, archived)
# Morning. *thank you*
If ever you've wondered about what cup size your favourite actress takes, look no further. It's on the internet so it must be true...
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Mon 19 May 2003, 8:48, archived)
# ha ha ha ha
Where's the one for Moobs I wonder...
I reckon Charlton Heston must be up to a B cup by now.
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Mon 19 May 2003, 8:53, archived)
# Ha!
Moobs...


(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Mon 19 May 2003, 8:56, archived)
# Cool bananas
I wonder what they sound like...
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Mon 19 May 2003, 9:04, archived)
# I'm amazed
That means Mrs Sp3ktor's boobs are the same as Britney Spears, Madonna, Elle McPherson, Katie Holmes and Vanessa Williams.

Wahay!
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ktor - no,.. I don't know either, Mon 19 May 2003, 8:54, archived)
# Mrs Pxyzyzygy are the same as Robin Quivers.
Whoever the fuck Robin Quivers is...
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Mon 19 May 2003, 8:56, archived)
# Shakin Stevens'
sister..?
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 19 May 2003, 8:58, archived)
# like it
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Mon 19 May 2003, 8:49, archived)