I like being an usher at weddingsyou get to look dashing in a posh suit, give pretty ladies pretty flowers and generally be charming and look responsible while doing a job that monkeys would consider simple...
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Ijon Tichy,
Mon 19 May 2003, 9:04,
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My mate Keit' wants me to ushat his wedding in summer. Must remember not to get intoxicated till after the service. And wear sunglasses. Sunglasses and suits make the girlies go moist, apparently.
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pxyzyzygy,
Mon 19 May 2003, 9:08,
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Wear your top hatat a rakish angle too - works wonders.
( Ijon Tichy,
Mon 19 May 2003, 9:10,
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