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[challenge entry] Oooh that's a good one.
A child psychologist told me to beat kids up unmercifully whenever they act up.

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(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Thu 22 May 2003, 15:22, archived)
# I am sure that
is by far the best way to treat them - and make them stand out in the outhouse all night wearing only their slippers
(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Thu 22 May 2003, 15:23, archived)
# Well, it's either that...
..or sell them off to scientific research.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Thu 22 May 2003, 15:25, archived)
# They're good
if you have a food shortage in the event of a nuclear crisis.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 22 May 2003, 15:26, archived)
# I have a friend who was a twin while in the womb...
...but he absorbed his twin!! When people at school found out, they made his life a misery. He was extremely overweight!
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Thu 22 May 2003, 15:28, archived)
# Poor kid,
is Twin Absorbage a common thing then?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 22 May 2003, 15:28, archived)
# If there is a compromised placenta, yes.
Elvis ate his own twin too.

Sometimes, the surviving twin retains parts of the absorbed twin, like Klaatu from that ridiculous Verhoven film with Schwarzenegger.

They can continue to develop, and the surviving twin often has to have things like hair and teeth removed from his/her stomach or back!

I hate nature.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Thu 22 May 2003, 15:32, archived)
# Yeah,
lovely.
I think I've seen photo's.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 22 May 2003, 15:34, archived)
# It isn't very pretty.
But you can make a killing on the cabaret circuit!
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Thu 22 May 2003, 15:36, archived)
# I have a friend who
promised his first born son (as yet to be conceived) to another friend so it could be eaten!
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Thu 22 May 2003, 15:29, archived)
# oooh
cash for kids, a sure fire winner
(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Thu 22 May 2003, 15:27, archived)
# And if they bawl
show them you can shout LOUDER. And don't stop till they stop
(n@man n@man, Thu 22 May 2003, 15:26, archived)
# I have tried that...
...and do you know, IT WORKS!!
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Thu 22 May 2003, 15:28, archived)
# Ha ha!
It does too!
(n@man n@man, Thu 22 May 2003, 15:38, archived)