He is the one


clicky for bigness
( vbloke has an opinion - fear me, Wed 28 May 2003, 9:58, archived)

hot damn
so he is
( Milkman Dan, Wed 28 May 2003, 9:59, archived)

milk milk
lemonade
round the corner
we are made!
( Sunshine Elephant, Wed 28 May 2003, 10:00, archived)

Yes?
Can I help you?
( Milkman Dan, Wed 28 May 2003, 10:05, archived)

Where's my milk?
Here in my hand?
On my face?
Through the keyhole?
Milkman you disgrace!
( Sunshine Elephant, Wed 28 May 2003, 10:09, archived)

Please stop
I'm off to revise now, but I have this feeling that you'll still be here when I come back
( Milkman Dan, Wed 28 May 2003, 10:11, archived)

I don t revise
Fail my a levels i shall
( Sunshine Elephant, Wed 28 May 2003, 10:13, archived)

I have to admit
you're one of the more bizarre people to turn up here.
But so long as you play nice and don't waste threads, long may you continue.

Howsabout trying to shop one of your little ditties/poems into a pic or summink too?
( Ijon Tichy, Wed 28 May 2003, 10:18, archived)

You can
My photoshop has gone

All i have in internet explorer, msn messenger and microsoft office
( Sunshine Elephant, Wed 28 May 2003, 10:20, archived)

PAINTMASH!

( supermoore: HUNG, Wed 28 May 2003, 10:24, archived)

Doesn't
MS Office come with Paint?

Plenty of people do some interesting things in that - in fact the elephant in your profile is exactly the sort of cool/mad/bizarre thing people do.
Have a fiddle with it and go wild!*

*results may vary drastically from domestic fiddling.
( Ijon Tichy, Wed 28 May 2003, 10:25, archived)

Ha ha ha ha ha
That am da beste. w/y/h.
( kaydup, Wed 28 May 2003, 9:59, archived)

i know theres a ban
but i like that a lot
( the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 28 May 2003, 9:59, archived)

a ban?!?!
bloody rule-mongers.
( Dr Drink, Wed 28 May 2003, 10:05, archived)

haha!
he's no doubt a better actor than the puzzled-looking Keanu.
( supermoore: HUNG, Wed 28 May 2003, 9:59, archived)

You star
I think we'll let that one slip by the censors. He's such a dashing chap.
( dutchbird, Wed 28 May 2003, 10:00, archived)

woo

( Fat Boab, Wed 28 May 2003, 10:00, archived)

Aaaaarrrrgggghhhh! I was going to do that!
Though prolly not nearly as well...

( pxyzyzygy, Wed 28 May 2003, 10:01, archived)

yay!
there is no wogan:)
( monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Wed 28 May 2003, 10:07, archived)