Profile for supermoore: HUNG:
Everything here is br0k3n due to my falling of the internet for 3 years. I will fix it soon, I promise.
All other projects on hold. Editbush is down, I'll let you know when it gets back up.
You can 4rthur me or get me on supermoore at 4rthur dot com.
I'm throwing an uber-christmas bash. Come.
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Everything here is br0k3n due to my falling of the internet for 3 years. I will fix it soon, I promise.
All other projects on hold. Editbush is down, I'll let you know when it gets back up.
You can 4rthur me or get me on supermoore at 4rthur dot com.
I'm throwing an uber-christmas bash. Come.
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Every Shrove Tuesday, the ninjas were among the first to start flipping.
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(Sun 5th Oct 2003, 20:06, More)
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» Have you ever been rude to a celebrity?
Whilst on a piss-up in the heavenly borough of Romford,
we were delighted to discover the radiant Martine McCutcheon ("sicknote" to her friends) was out with some friends in the same club as us. Unbeknownst to the rest of our group my friend approached her at the bar and started praising her singing and telling her how gorgeous she was. He then told her what big fans of hers all his friends were, and how shocked we'd all be if she came up to say hi and pretended to know him.
Well, she's a game girl Martine, because about half an hour later she popped over to our table, pointed at my mate, squealed, and started hugging him like a long lost friend. At this point he stood up and said "Look love, I've told you a thousand times, fuck off and leave me alone before I call the police."
Her face was a picture, I can tell you.
(Thu 15th Apr 2004, 17:12, More)
Whilst on a piss-up in the heavenly borough of Romford,
we were delighted to discover the radiant Martine McCutcheon ("sicknote" to her friends) was out with some friends in the same club as us. Unbeknownst to the rest of our group my friend approached her at the bar and started praising her singing and telling her how gorgeous she was. He then told her what big fans of hers all his friends were, and how shocked we'd all be if she came up to say hi and pretended to know him.
Well, she's a game girl Martine, because about half an hour later she popped over to our table, pointed at my mate, squealed, and started hugging him like a long lost friend. At this point he stood up and said "Look love, I've told you a thousand times, fuck off and leave me alone before I call the police."
Her face was a picture, I can tell you.
(Thu 15th Apr 2004, 17:12, More)
» World's Sickest Joke
How do you get a gay man to shag your girlfriend?
Shit in her cunt.
(Thu 9th Sep 2004, 18:08, More)
How do you get a gay man to shag your girlfriend?
Shit in her cunt.
(Thu 9th Sep 2004, 18:08, More)
» Your Revenge Stories
Not strictly revenge,
but someone who left their job recently printed "cunts" in 8 point pale grey on a couple of reams of paper, and filled the photocopier with it. It was tomsks idea I seem to recall.
(Fri 14th May 2004, 1:08, More)
Not strictly revenge,
but someone who left their job recently printed "cunts" in 8 point pale grey on a couple of reams of paper, and filled the photocopier with it. It was tomsks idea I seem to recall.
(Fri 14th May 2004, 1:08, More)
» My Worst Vomit
Ooh, I've got one for this.
About 8 years ago, I had a mate called Matt. He was a bit of a booze legend if truth be told. Anyway, one night down the local, we were getting ready to head into town, and Matt had a full pint to finish off. He downed it in one, and then almost immediately vommed it back into his glass. Almost exactly a pint of slightly cloudy lager-vom.
Anyway, as we were leaving to get on the bus, he collared a passing student and offered to sell them his pint for £1. The student was delighted at this offer of cheap booze, and as we pulled away on the bus took a mighty draught from his new acquisition.
Ewwwwwwwww....
(Mon 23rd Aug 2004, 15:57, More)
Ooh, I've got one for this.
About 8 years ago, I had a mate called Matt. He was a bit of a booze legend if truth be told. Anyway, one night down the local, we were getting ready to head into town, and Matt had a full pint to finish off. He downed it in one, and then almost immediately vommed it back into his glass. Almost exactly a pint of slightly cloudy lager-vom.
Anyway, as we were leaving to get on the bus, he collared a passing student and offered to sell them his pint for £1. The student was delighted at this offer of cheap booze, and as we pulled away on the bus took a mighty draught from his new acquisition.
Ewwwwwwwww....
(Mon 23rd Aug 2004, 15:57, More)
» Best Comebacks
Whilst having a row in the pub with his ex,
a friend of mine was heard to utter:
"Shut up you tart. The most intelligent thing that ever came out of your mouth is my cock!"
Classy.
(Fri 30th Apr 2004, 15:24, More)
Whilst having a row in the pub with his ex,
a friend of mine was heard to utter:
"Shut up you tart. The most intelligent thing that ever came out of your mouth is my cock!"
Classy.
(Fri 30th Apr 2004, 15:24, More)