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(, Thu 5 Jun 2003, 10:53, archived)
Corpses, even royal ones, make bloody poor hardcore.
Tarmac over one of them, and the next thing you know
you've got a dip in the road big enough to swallow your front wheel.
Remember:
THINK ONCE, THINK TWICE, THINK 'DON'T TARMAC OVER ROYALS'.
(, Thu 5 Jun 2003, 11:09, archived)