damn you bear
DAMN YOU.

*shakes fist really hard*
( stouffer, Fri 6 Jun 2003, 13:25, archived)

sorry

( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Fri 6 Jun 2003, 13:26, archived)

It's so sweet
when tiny people do that. Like an ickle angry mouselet.
( Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 6 Jun 2003, 13:26, archived)

Stouffer Little.
Did you know there's a song out at the moment called "Dr Fell", its sung by a woman with a really broad oirish accent so it sounds like she's singing about you.
Sadly the lyrics goes "I do not like yee Dr Fell, you made me fall in love with you".
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Fri 6 Jun 2003, 13:30, archived)

Dr Fell? Ah, I see.
Someone mentioned to me that they'd heard a song about me on the radio. But it's not about me. Good.
( Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 6 Jun 2003, 13:31, archived)

It is now though,
cos that's whats stuck in my head.
Sorry.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Fri 6 Jun 2003, 13:33, archived)

it's
Dr Fell
by Juliet Turner
on East West Records.
( fishsticks, Fri 6 Jun 2003, 13:53, archived)

ARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH

( stouffer, Fri 6 Jun 2003, 13:30, archived)

calm down!
oooh, you're like a wee Jack Russell.
( Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 6 Jun 2003, 13:31, archived)

*collapses
in a tiny heap and starts sobbing*
( stouffer, Fri 6 Jun 2003, 13:32, archived)

You must learn
to love your midget self.
( Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 6 Jun 2003, 13:33, archived)

Don't upset him like that,
he's just been thrown out of the Lollipop League as well.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Fri 6 Jun 2003, 13:34, archived)