That's Life.

(The Rolled up Newspaper of Goodness, Bad Dog! Bad Dog!!, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:25, archived)

life
is just a bowl of all bran.
( jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:26, archived)

if you have too much you'll poo lots?

( the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:26, archived)

brown, tasteless
and only endurable with fresh strawberries in it?
( supermoore: HUNG, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:27, archived)

mmmmm,
strawberries
( evil pixie, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:28, archived)

ooooooh,
strawberries...

not all-bran though.
( Batsgirl, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:29, archived)

strawberries are great!
if you're good, I might bring some from my allotment on Saturday.
( supermoore: HUNG, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:30, archived)

you have
an allotment??
( Jadeviper jingling all the way, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:32, archived)

oh yes
saves me a fortune in fresh fruit and veg :)

/sad old man.
( supermoore: HUNG, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:33, archived)

you have an allotment? wooo!
yey to strawberries! i promise to the bestest behaved girl in the world
( evil pixie, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:32, archived)

I thought you might like that.
Grooling around in the mud, eating filth!
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:41, archived)

my stepdad is bringing some home with him today
:-P
( Batsgirl, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:34, archived)

that
is an indefensible waste of strawberries
( mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:32, archived)

I'm allergic
to strawberries : ( if I eat too many (more than about a handful) I come out in a rash
( Jadeviper jingling all the way, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:33, archived)

you know the cure for that?
more strawberries. You need to get through the strawberry pain barrier.
( supermoore: HUNG, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:34, archived)

that's awful!
still, it means i can eat your share = )
( evil pixie, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:34, archived)

ya wake up ev'ry mornin an' it's there...
...so live as only you can!

But how can I remember
to keep it all together
when half the moon is stolen away?
( Oscar Wildebeest, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:39, archived)

YAY!
you got it!
( jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:54, archived)

that's a dreadful pun...
well done.
( thorpe www.zippyzither.co.uk, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:26, archived)

*groan*

( the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:26, archived)

haha - plus I shot Cherie but I swear it was in safety fence

( Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:26, archived)

that is so bad
it's wonderful
( Jadeviper jingling all the way, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:29, archived)

nice punnage
woo!
( mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:28, archived)

i have that exact bowl
how weird
( Reverend Dan, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:29, archived)

you'd almost think they
were mass produced
( Pootle, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:34, archived)

but.....
it's my family's only heirloom....
( Reverend Dan, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:35, archived)

yay
mmmm

( mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:33, archived)