They would probably make humans dress up like Pirates of Darkwater...

(koojoe21, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 17:22, archived)

are they like a less trashy version
of the Pirates of Bluewater
( Pootle where's his tart on his sleve?, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 17:25, archived)

pirates of bluewater?
it's a shopping centre. they have bandits, not pirates.
( martian, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 17:26, archived)

there are
pirates at Bluewater? woohoo! let's go shopping! YAAAAAARRRRRR!
( Jadeviper wants to make songs with people, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 17:26, archived)

Yaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!
Splice the main sail and set course for HMV, Yaaarrrrrrrrrr!!!!!
( Thor_sonofodin now with 37inch wide screen monitor, fuckers., Tue 17 Jun 2003, 17:27, archived)

mmh
four foxy females.. well, the one on the right's a bit of a munter.
( mullet dwarf slayer, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 17:27, archived)

possibly because she
is male?
( Sir Sand Goblin i can explain, see, it used to be milk., Tue 17 Jun 2003, 17:28, archived)

errr
i think the one on the right is a bloke
( chilledunit, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 17:29, archived)

joke --------->     0




your head ----->    0

( Spoon, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 17:32, archived)

ha ha ha
class, made me chuckle.
( Thor_sonofodin now with 37inch wide screen monitor, fuckers., Tue 17 Jun 2003, 17:33, archived)

i think...
you'ld get more than you bargined for
with the one on the right. have another look
(Capt'n Fabulous, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 17:30, archived)

oi you lot!
that's my sister you're talking about, and sh's very sensitive.
( Reverend Dan, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 17:31, archived)

hahaha
you should have gone to specsavers
( Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea!, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 17:31, archived)

Hoorah for tigers and..people!
sorry for tj, there was a powercut whilst I was changing the password on my router [dlink dsl504] and now it's not accepting any passwords. Can anyone tell me what to do!?
( dogsbollocks, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 17:29, archived)

weep?

( Pootle where's his tart on his sleve?, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 17:30, archived)

I tried that.
It only made it worse.
( dogsbollocks, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 17:30, archived)

ahhhh
sadly I not geeky enough to offer anything more than condolences
( Pootle where's his tart on his sleve?, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 17:33, archived)

Oh well.
Maybe if I turn it on and off lots of times it will magically work. I'll go try that...
( dogsbollocks, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 17:34, archived)

nah, it's probably reset to the f\actory defaults.
or it's settings may be corrupt and you need to perform a hard reset on it to get it back to the factory default settings.
( jonas is not my name, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 17:40, archived)

you could try using
the reset button... power it up with it pressed in. or it may be set to whatever the default is.
( Mosschops, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 17:43, archived)

stick it up your arse!

( Thor_sonofodin now with 37inch wide screen monitor, fuckers., Tue 17 Jun 2003, 17:30, archived)

If I was replying to this question
I would say 'whatever you do, don't pick at it'.
( dogsbollocks, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 17:30, archived)

i think you ment
I tried that.
It only made me weep!
( Thor_sonofodin now with 37inch wide screen monitor, fuckers., Tue 17 Jun 2003, 17:31, archived)

Maybe I did..hmm..

( dogsbollocks, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 17:32, archived)

send a letterbomb

( martian, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 17:31, archived)

technically it's a
LLLLLliger
(koojoe21, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 17:32, archived)

has it got
reset button? you might need to hold it in for a while to do a full reset
( Spoon, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 17:34, archived)

reverse the polarity of the nutron flow

(mookid Avoiding the sex register since, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 17:50, archived)