Ian starts a new career in comedy


/repost for compo
( matsimpsk, Fri 20 Jun 2003, 12:33, archived)

oh yes
Can I see your ticket, please?
( dutchbird, Fri 20 Jun 2003, 12:34, archived)

lol!
he's still a miserable looking git though.
w/y/h
( mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Fri 20 Jun 2003, 12:35, archived)

Oooh
you're a sick little bitch.

Very Woo
( D3xt3r Don't take any guff from these fucking swine...., Fri 20 Jun 2003, 12:37, archived)

one way?

w/y/!
( robh, Fri 20 Jun 2003, 12:38, archived)

Express?

( Matazone is smart as paint, in the pirate sense of things., Fri 20 Jun 2003, 12:45, archived)

thats eviltastic

( Steerable_forehead Bring back Kickstart, Fri 20 Jun 2003, 12:52, archived)

"Taxi!"
"Where to, guv?"
"Portals of Hades mate. Urgent appointment."
"Sorry pal, I don't go south of the river at this time of night."
"Oh. Fucksocks."
(mentalageofseven, Fri 20 Jun 2003, 13:03, archived)

lol
I nearly spat cornflakes all over my keyboard when I saw that (yes I know its 1 o'clock).
( Chupacabra owes me ten quid, Fri 20 Jun 2003, 13:08, archived)

Ok, now that I get it
you're not as sick as I was thinking!

good job.
(anesthetik, Tue 24 Jun 2003, 5:09, archived)