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# hahahahaha
'if you are friends with a tightrope walker, and you are walking down the street with him and he falls over, that's just fucking unacceptable'
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Thu 13 Jun 2002, 10:52, archived)
# I love that one
"An escalator can never break. It can only become stairs.
You would never see an 'Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order' sign,
just 'Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience.'"
(OtaKuno, Thu 13 Jun 2002, 10:57, archived)