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# wooooooooooo
look at him go
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 23 Jun 2003, 12:51, archived)
# a project for your paintmashing skills
animate/stroyboard this by Spike Milligna the well known typing error:

There was a baboon
Who one afternoon
Said "I think I shall fly to the sun"
So with two great palms
Strapped to his arms
He started his takeoff run

Mile after mille
He Galloped in style
But never once left the ground
"You're running too slow"
Said a passing crow
"Try reaching the speed of sound"

So he put on a spurt
By God how it hurt
The soles of his feet caught fire
There were great clouds of steam
As he ran through a stream
But he still didn't get any higher

Racing own through the night
Both his knees caught alight
And smoke billowed out from his rear
Quick to his aid
Came a Fire Brigade
Who chased him for over a year

Many moons passed by
Did Baboon ever fly?
Did he ever get to the sun?
I've just heard today
That he's well on his way
He'll be passing through Acton at one

(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Mon 23 Jun 2003, 12:57, archived)
# a) whats a spurt
b) wheres acton
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 23 Jun 2003, 12:59, archived)
# Duh
Try typing "spurt" into Google Image search. That should clarify things for you.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 23 Jun 2003, 13:01, archived)
# ha ha
you're evil. will you marry me?
(martian, Mon 23 Jun 2003, 13:08, archived)
# Yeah.
Okay.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 23 Jun 2003, 13:10, archived)
[challenge entry] a
spurt would mean running a bit faster for a bit
acton is in west london... famous for nothing
(I helped save b3ta! alistair, Mon 23 Jun 2003, 13:03, archived)
# spurt
ie he speeded up

Acton = west London, Ealing
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Mon 23 Jun 2003, 13:05, archived)
# west london
somewhere slightly south of me house in fact
(yorkpete, Mon 23 Jun 2003, 13:16, archived)
# she didn't do this one
but jadeviper's animated a few spike poems already... spike poems am cool
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 23 Jun 2003, 13:28, archived)