Has this.....
..been done?


(Just Some Guy from Hull, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 0:33, archived)

he he he...
...yay!

Jaws am de best.
( Mystery_Bob, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 0:33, archived)

haha
:)
( rogan, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 0:36, archived)

it's scary, but i met some rower guy the other night
bloody massive bastard. he was opening beer bottles with his bare hands. (not they weren't twist tops)
( evilmango, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 0:36, archived)

I can open beer bottles...
...using my bare hands.

My bare hands and a bottle opener.
( Mystery_Bob, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 0:37, archived)

I can do that without a bottle opener!
If they're cans.


( EvS, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 0:40, archived)

I always have a bottle opener with me...
...it's a keyring used for my car keys - which is ironic in it's own little way.
( Mystery_Bob, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 0:42, archived)

hehehe i see it
i actually had a copper ask me why i had a bottle opener on my keys once

there was no way of saying that 'it performs the function of its namesake' without getting nicked
( lady_delirium, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 0:45, archived)

Ha ha ha...
...I think part of Police training must be to ask questions that can only be inswered in an incredibly sarcastic manner.
( Mystery_Bob, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 0:46, archived)

definitely
i got arrested for holding a puppet of the globe once... conspiracy to cause criminal damage apparently

poor police officers carting me off got so badly ridiculed taking me to the paddy wagon they eventually let me go
twunts
( lady_delirium, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 0:50, archived)

A friend of mine...
...got done for 'breach of the peace' by threatening a bouncer with a gun. It was a brightly coloured toy gun.

He was in the 'court round up' in the local paper and was quoted as saying, "I was drunk... it was stupid"

Still makes me laugh.
( Mystery_Bob, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 0:55, archived)

class!
( lady_delirium, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 0:55, archived)

I spent a weekend in wales without a bottle opener, opening bottles with my teeth.
it hurt like utter fucking buggery, but i needed the beer so badly! then i discovered they were twist tops.....
( PMGT Orchestra Of Wolves, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 0:37, archived)

oof
that's got to hurt.
( atomic mingus, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 0:39, archived)

hahahaha.
i've done the same once.
but not anymore. since moving to germany you discover ways of opening beer bottles you would never think of before.
( evilmango, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 0:39, archived)

bizzaro.....
how many other ways can there be? I know the one where you put the edge of the cap up against a wall, and then hit it. that works well.
( PMGT Orchestra Of Wolves, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 0:41, archived)

there's a good one
with a lighter






funnily enough, that i learned in germany, forgot about, then relearned off a guy with a german girlfriend...
( Reverend Dan, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 0:43, archived)

i usually open them with a lighter and my thumb.
but there's a book somewhere which lists 77 different ways to open a bottle
( evilmango, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 0:43, archived)

impressive.
i shall have to look into that...
( PMGT Orchestra Of Wolves, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 0:45, archived)

.
www.brettstern.com/
(kryptik, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 0:50, archived)

thats the
1
( evilmango, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 0:54, archived)

I tend
to use another bottle. Very like the lighter one, but I tend to have another bottle of beer closer to me than a lighter! Or of course, I often use a bottle opener...
( barnesy, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 0:47, archived)

i've used my mobile phone on many an occasion
i have huge chunks of plastic pissing from the bottomf of it now.

/edit: of course i meant to type missing but i'm far too stoned.
( evilmango, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 0:55, archived)

Do they not have.....
....bottle openers in Wales yet?

They should really get with the times, man.
(Just Some Guy from Hull, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 0:39, archived)

you didnt
have a gas lighter with you?

what did you burn all the ladies tents down with then?
( lady_delirium, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 0:39, archived)

ooh...
However painful that was...


It still made me chuckle thinking about it.
(Xx Torn Kittie xX, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 0:40, archived)

yeah.
the dentist was pissin his sides as he replaced all my teeth....
( PMGT Orchestra Of Wolves, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 0:41, archived)