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[challenge entry] Auditions For The New Marlboro Man Went Well
Luke Skywalker As The Marlboro Man
Since Mark Hamill did nothing after Star Wars (yes, Wing Commander 3 didn't count since it was shite), he decided to audition.
And who can say the role doesn't suit him?
Edit: Fixed that crap spelling mistake. Font doesn't look as good now :(.

From the International Smoking Day challenge. See all 485 entries (closed)

(SUPAMODEL, Mon 30 Jun 2003, 15:23, archived)
# I like that
such a shame the image is so low-quality... and that you mis-spelled "marlboro"!

but it's still bloody funny
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 30 Jun 2003, 15:25, archived)
# it's also a shame
that Marlboro smell of rats-piss.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 30 Jun 2003, 15:26, archived)
# cos other cigarettes
smell lovely..
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Mon 30 Jun 2003, 15:27, archived)
# well
obviously. :)
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 30 Jun 2003, 15:28, archived)
# i have
nothing to do for 2 hours :(
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Mon 30 Jun 2003, 15:29, archived)
# b3ta it is then :)
looking forward to the weekend?
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 30 Jun 2003, 15:30, archived)
# i guess
although my legs hurt when i sit down (sunburn)
I am! Although I'll no doubt be very tired. And there's people going I haven't met before!
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Mon 30 Jun 2003, 15:32, archived)
# Cover them in wet tea bags.
.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 30 Jun 2003, 15:33, archived)
# it will make you look tanned too!
what a plus
(itchy_ring, Mon 30 Jun 2003, 15:35, archived)
# Yes. But don't use Darjeeling.
It causes death.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 30 Jun 2003, 15:36, archived)
# well whats the point of having it as a kind of
tea if it causes death.
(itchy_ring, Mon 30 Jun 2003, 15:39, archived)
# Death can be fatal.
.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 30 Jun 2003, 15:41, archived)
# youd think that wouldnt you.
but its a government farse.
(itchy_ring, Mon 30 Jun 2003, 15:42, archived)
# there's a couple
I've not met either. Woo! New mates! Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 30 Jun 2003, 15:34, archived)
# god
you sound desperate :)
I haven't even thought about what I'll wear yet..
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Mon 30 Jun 2003, 15:35, archived)
# I'm making a new b3ta t-shirt
specially for the occasion.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 30 Jun 2003, 15:35, archived)
# ooh!
is it new and exciting? or just a remake of the other?
Maybe I could make something too?!
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Mon 30 Jun 2003, 15:37, archived)
# Wank?
(goat thinks you're shit, Mon 30 Jun 2003, 15:32, archived)
# that's your answer to everything.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 30 Jun 2003, 15:32, archived)
# we'll see
what b3ta has to offer first
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Mon 30 Jun 2003, 15:32, archived)
# they do?
my brother has rats, and they usually have more of a menthol flavour to them...

I love the smell of clove cigarettes, shame they're so dangerous (yet still legal in the US, at least)
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 30 Jun 2003, 15:28, archived)
# I have some apple tobacco from Egypt
it smells lovely :)
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 30 Jun 2003, 15:29, archived)
# But turns your lungs into kippers.
:(
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 30 Jun 2003, 15:31, archived)
# mmmmmmmmmm, kippers..........
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 30 Jun 2003, 15:32, archived)
# Kippers aren't known for their transpirative properties.
But they sure taste good.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 30 Jun 2003, 15:34, archived)
# yers, well
a) apology about the low-quality image, but it's the best I can find that features that grouse look of luke's.
b) well, fucksocks is all I can say. I copied that text out of another image. Argh!
(It is 12:25am here) - Fixing spelling as I type this.
(SUPAMODEL, Mon 30 Jun 2003, 15:26, archived)
# ok
I'm sure that is how you spell Marlboro (the fags). Marlborough (in Wiltshire) is a different kettle of soup...
(mjg123, Mon 30 Jun 2003, 15:42, archived)
# Nice one....
His acting career took a knock when he was involved in a near fatal car crash after the Star Wars trilogy.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Mon 30 Jun 2003, 15:25, archived)
# incorrect
go and sit in the corner.

the near-fatal wreck occured a couple of days/weeks before filming started on Empire - when we see him looking all beaten-up in the ice caves on Hoth, that's because he'd not long been out of the hospital.

101% FACT!
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 30 Jun 2003, 15:27, archived)
# I like my version better!
Have we found out if Seth is really dead yet?
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Mon 30 Jun 2003, 15:30, archived)
# best fucking fighter pilot int the universe,
and he cant handle a 62 chevy.
(itchy_ring, Mon 30 Jun 2003, 15:27, archived)
# .
hahah.

best comeback ever /comic book guy
(Altrezia, Mon 30 Jun 2003, 15:31, archived)
# Actually
it happened between Star Wars and Empire Strikes Back - why d'you think his face isn't unmasked till he gets hit by the yeti..?

He was in simply fabulous remake of Village of the Damned with Kirstie Allie and, I think, Christopher Reeve though!

Edit: bugger.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 30 Jun 2003, 15:33, archived)
# I loved that remake.
It was the last film Reeve made B4 the horse accident thingy.

It might have been divine intervention. That film stunk like a corpse.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 30 Jun 2003, 15:37, archived)
# Not saying he's a crap actor
... just he hasn't gone on to do much.
But, I didn't know about the car crash etc, either. Guess I need to check my spelling, quality of images *and* my facts before posting.
(SUPAMODEL, Mon 30 Jun 2003, 15:38, archived)
# don't worry 'bout it
tis a good pic!
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 30 Jun 2003, 15:39, archived)
# no he's done loads
he's done LOADS of voices for cartoons N stuff..
But here is a list of his work:
X2 - Wolverine's Revenge (2003) (VG) (voice) .... Wolverine
... aka X-Men 2: Wolverine's Revenge (2003) (VG) (UK)
Reeseville (2003) .... Zeek Oakman
Rapsittie Street Kids: Believe In Santa (2002) (TV) (voice) .... Eric
Scorpion King, The (2002/II) (VG) .... Apep, Additional Voices
Soldier of Fortune II: Double Helix (2002) (VG) (voice) .... Assistant Director Wilson
Baxter and Bananas (2002) .... Bananas
Grandia Xtreme (2002) (VG) (voice) .... Col. Kroitz
"Teamo Supremo" (2002) TV Series .... Birthday Bandit
Crash Bandicoot: The Wrath of Cortex (2001) (VG) (voice) .... Py-Ro - The Fire Elemental
Thank You, Good Night (2001) .... Karl, Lee's Father
Balto II: Wolf Quest (2001) (V) .... Niju the Evil Wolf
Night of the Living Doo (2001) (TV) (voice) .... Mr. Shifty, Himself
... aka Scooby Doo's Night of the Living Doo (2001) (TV) (USA: complete title)
Batman: Vengeance (2001) (VG) (voice) .... Jack Napier/The Joker, Dr. Isaac Evers
"Time Squad" (2001) TV Series (voice) .... The Larry 3000
Hamilton (2001) (TV) .... Mike Hawkins
Icewind Dale: Heart of Winter (2001) (VG) (voice)
Earth Day (2000) (voice) .... Dr. Bob
Batman Beyond: Return of the Joker (2000/I) (V) (voice) .... Jack Napier / The Joker, Jordan Price
... aka Batman of the Future: Return of the Joker (2000) (V) (Europe: cut version English title)
... aka Return of the Joker (2000) (V) (USA: informal English title)
Joseph: King of Dreams (2000) (V) (voice) .... Judah
Scooby-Doo and the Alien Invaders (2000) (V) (voice) .... Steve
Sinbad: Beyond the Veil of Mists (2000) (voice) .... Captain of the Guard


Starsiege (1999) (VG) (voice) .... Harabec
".COM" (1999) TV Series .... Show Host
Walking Across Egypt (1999) .... Lamar
Night of the Headless Horseman, The (1999) (TV) .... Van Ripper
Wing Commander (1999) (uncredited) (voice) .... Merlin
Gen 13 (1998) (voice) .... Threshold/Matthew Callahan
"Super Structures of the World" (1998) TV Series .... Host
"Powerpuff Girls, The" (1998) TV Series (voice) .... Evil Cat, Additional Voices
... aka "PPG" (1998) (USA: abbreviated title)
... aka "Youlide-Chui nu" (2001) (Hong Kong: English title)
Scooby-Doo on Zombie Island (1998) (V) (voice) .... Snakebite Scruggs
Batman/Superman Movie, The (1998) (TV) (voice) .... Jack Napier/The Joker
... aka Batman/Superman Adventures: World's Finest (1998) (TV) (USA)
Watchers Reborn (1998) .... Murphy
Hamilton (1998) .... Mike Hawkins
Laserhawk (1997) .... Bob Sheridan
"Legend of Calamity Jane, The" (1997) TV Series (voice) .... Additional Voices
"Sci-Fi Files, The" (1997) TV Series (voice) .... Narrator
Wing Commander: Prophecy (1997) (VG) .... Cmmdre. Christopher Blair
... aka Wing Commander V (1997) (VG)
"New Batman/Superman Adventures, The" (1997) TV Series (voice) .... The Joker
"Batman: Gotham Knights" (1997) TV Series .... Jack Napier / The Joker
... aka "New Adventures of Batman, The" (1997) (USA: informal alternative title)
"Pepper Ann" (1997) TV Series (voice) .... Additional Voices/Himself
... aka "Disney's Pepper Ann" (1997)
When Time Expires (1997) (TV) .... Bill Thermot, Beck's Former Partner
"Cow and Chicken" (1997) TV Series .... Vet/Weenie Dog/Karate Chick/Mayor/Additional Voices
Bruno the Kid: The Animated Movie (1996) (V) .... Harris
"Incredible Hulk, The" (1996) TV Series (voice) .... The Gargoyle
"Savage Dragon, The" (1996) TV Series (voice) .... Additional Voices
Spider-Man: Sins of the Fathers (1996) (V) (voice) .... The Hobgoblin
"Wing Commander Academy" (1996) TV Series (voice) .... Christopher 'Maverick' Blair
"Adventures from the Book of Virtues" (1996) TV Series (voice)
... aka "Book of Virtues, The" (1996) (USA: short title)
"Bruno the Kid" (1996) TV Series (voice) .... Harris
Full Throttle (1995/III) (VG) (voice) .... Corley Motors Vice President Adrian 'Rip' Ripburger/Emmet/Todd Newlan, Owner of Todd's Junkyard
Wing Commander IV: The Price of Freedom (1995) (VG) .... Col. Christopher Blair
Village of the Damned (1995) .... Rev. George
... aka John Carpenter's Village of the Damned (1995) (USA: complete title)
Gabriel Knight: Sins of the Fathers (1994) (VG) (voice) .... Det. Mosely/Jeep driver
Raffle, The (1994) .... Bernard Wallace
"Red Planet" (1994) (mini) TV Series (voice)
Silk Degrees (1994) .... Johnson
... aka Target Witness (1994) (USA: longer version)
Wing Commander III: Heart of the Tiger (1994) (VG) .... Col. Christopher 'Maverick' Blair
"Phantom 2040" (1994) TV Series (voice) .... Dr. Jak
... aka "Phantom 2040: The Ghost Who Walks" (1994)
"Spider-Man" (1994) TV Series (voice) .... The Hobgoblin
"Fantastic Four, The" (1994/I) TV Series (voice) .... Maximus the Mad/Triton
... aka "Marvel Action Hour: The Fantastic Four, The" (1994) (USA)
Magic Flute, The (1994) (TV) (voice) .... Prince Tamino
Time Runner (1993) .... Michael Raynor
... aka In Exile (1993)
Batman: Mask of the Phantasm (1993) (voice) .... Jack Napier / The Joker
... aka Batman: Mask of the Phantasm: The Animated Movie (1993) (USA: promotional title)
... aka Batman: The Animated Movie (1993)
... aka Mask of the Phantasm: Batman the Animated Movie (1993) (USA: poster title)
Hollyrock-a-Bye Baby (1993) (TV) (voice) .... Slick
"Swat Kats: The Radical Squadron" (1993) TV Series (voice) .... Burke, Jonny K., Additional Voices
Body Bags (1993) (TV) .... Brent Matthews (segment "Eye")
... aka John Carpenter Presents Body Bags (1993) (TV)
"Batman: The Animated Series" (1992) TV Series (voice) .... Jack Napier/The Joker
... aka "Adventures of Batman & Robin, The" (1994) (USA: new title)
Sleepwalkers (1992) (uncredited) .... Lt. Jennings
... aka Sleepstalkers (1992) (Hong Kong: cable TV title English title)
... aka Stephen King's Sleepwalkers (1992)
Black Magic Woman (1991) .... Brad Travis
Flash II: Revenge of the Trickster, The (1991) (V) .... James Jessie/The Trickster
Guyver, The (1991) .... Max Reed
... aka Mutronics (1991)
Une image de trop (1991) (TV) .... Josh Payton
... aka Picture Perfect (1991) (TV)
Earth Angel (1991) (TV) .... Wayne Stein
Midnight Ride (1990) .... Justin


Chute des aigles, La (1989) .... Peter Froehlich
... aka Fall of the Eagles (1989) (International: English title)
Slipstream (1989) .... Will Tasker
Little Mermaid, The (1989) (voice) .... Additional Voices
Tenku no shiro Rapyuta (1986) (voice: English version) .... Col. Muska (2003)
... aka Castle in the Sky (1989) (USA)
... aka Laputa: Castle in the Sky (1986)
Star Wars (1983) (VG) (voice) .... Luke Skywalker
Star Wars: Episode VI - Return of the Jedi (1983) .... Luke Skywalker
... aka Return of the Jedi (1983) (USA: short title)
... aka Star Wars VI: Return of the Jedi (1997) (USA: video box title)
Britannia Hospital (1982) .... Red
Night the Lights Went Out in Georgia, The (1981) .... Conrad
Big Red One, The (1980) .... Pvt. Griff, 1st Squad
... aka Samuel Fuller and the Big Red One (1980)
Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back (1980) .... Luke Skywalker
... aka Empire Strikes Back, The (1980) (USA: short title)
... aka Star Wars V: The Empire Strikes Back (1997) (USA: video box title)


Skatetown, U.S.A. (1979)
Star Wars Holiday Special, The (1978) (TV) .... Luke Skywalker
Corvette Summer (1978) .... Kenneth W. Dantley, Jr.
... aka Hot One, The (1978)
"Eight Is Enough" (1977) TV Series .... David Bradford (1977)
"Fred Flintstone and Friends" (1977) TV Series (voice)
Star Wars (1977) .... Luke Skywalker
... aka Star Wars IV: A New Hope (1997) (USA: video box title)
... aka Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope (1981) (USA: reissue title (new title))
Wizards (1977) (voice) .... Sean
City, The (1977) (TV) .... Eugene Banks
Mallory: Circumstantial Evidence (1976) (TV) .... Joe Celi
... aka Mallory (1976) (TV)
Eric (1975) (TV) .... Paul Swensen
Delancey Street: The Crisis Within (1975) (TV) .... Philip Donaldson
Sarah T. - Portrait of a Teenage Alcoholic (1975) (TV) .... Ken Newkirk
"Texas Wheelers, The" (1974) TV Series .... Doobie Wheeler (1974-75)
"New Scooby-Doo Movies, The" (1972) TV Series .... (1973-1974)
... aka "Scooby-Doo's New Comedy Movie Pictures" (1972) (USA)
"Jeannie" (1973) TV Series (voice) .... Corey Anders
"General Hospital" (1963) TV Series .... Kent Murray (1972-1973)

Have a look here:
us.imdb.com/Name?Hamill,+Mark
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Mon 30 Jun 2003, 15:43, archived)
# Travesty!
Jay and Silent Bob Strikes Back isn't on the list... Neither's his guest appearance as himself on The Simpsons!
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 30 Jun 2003, 15:59, archived)
# Laputa: Castle in the Sky
is a great film, and the first film shown on Westcountry TV after they won the licence over TSW - *100 billion % FACT!*
(I helped save b3ta! djdirect, Mon 30 Jun 2003, 16:00, archived)
# Punchline?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 30 Jun 2003, 16:03, archived)
# .
Nah, no one really gives a sh!t, they're just bored, so argue for the sake of it. ;-)
(Altrezia, Mon 30 Jun 2003, 15:45, archived)