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[challenge entry] When the chat hosts.......

....find out about Heathers SmWalking stick
they won't let it go!

From the International Smoking Day challenge. See all 485 entries (closed)

(, Tue 1 Jul 2003, 22:43, archived)
# Is that...
... a 'wood'bine?
(, Tue 1 Jul 2003, 22:47, archived)
# Eh?
I don't get it but then I've been away for a couple of days. Kinda reminds me of a joke though:

Paul McCartney bought his wife a plane for her birthday. She still has to shave the other leg though.

/ coat
(, Tue 1 Jul 2003, 22:49, archived)
# hehe!
what has 3 legs and lives on a farm? The McCartneys. Badum........tisch!
(, Tue 1 Jul 2003, 22:50, archived)
# Hay you!
'scuse the pun. And I can't think of any other McCartney jokes so have a snail / slug one:

What did the slug say to the snail? "Big Issue mate?"

I'm sorry but even when I tell myself that, I laugh. (:
(, Tue 1 Jul 2003, 22:54, archived)
# what do vegitarian worms eat?
Linda McCartney
(, Tue 1 Jul 2003, 22:55, archived)
# Haha!
Paul McCartney says to his kids one morning: "Right, the bad news is your mum's dead. The good news is we've got bacon, sausage and eggs for breakfast."

Badum.
(, Tue 1 Jul 2003, 22:58, archived)
# The Cigarette
is her leg...thats why I called it SmWalking. I must admit it was quite tough though!
(, Tue 1 Jul 2003, 22:51, archived)
# I just hope
She puts it on the right way! :D
(, Tue 1 Jul 2003, 22:55, archived)
# Blimey!
I'm glad you told me that. Now you have, I get it. WYH!
(, Tue 1 Jul 2003, 22:56, archived)
# Another one for yers!
Knock knock.......who's there?......Heather......Heather who?.....Heather seen my leg? :D
(, Tue 1 Jul 2003, 23:00, archived)