When the chat hosts.......

....find out about Heathers SmWalking stick
they won't let it go!

From the International Smoking Day challenge. See all 490 entries (closed)

(gregster, Tue 1 Jul 2003, 22:43, archived)

teehee!
me likey :D
( mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Tue 1 Jul 2003, 22:46, archived)

Is that...
... a 'wood'bine?
( Yoofaloof, Tue 1 Jul 2003, 22:47, archived)

argh!
you dirty punster!
( mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Tue 1 Jul 2003, 22:49, archived)

Eh?
I don't get it but then I've been away for a couple of days. Kinda reminds me of a joke though:

Paul McCartney bought his wife a plane for her birthday. She still has to shave the other leg though.

/ coat
( <>Dog www.londonprintbrokers.com, Tue 1 Jul 2003, 22:49, archived)

hehe!
what has 3 legs and lives on a farm? The McCartneys. Badum........tisch!
( mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Tue 1 Jul 2003, 22:50, archived)

Hay you!
'scuse the pun. And I can't think of any other McCartney jokes so have a snail / slug one:

What did the slug say to the snail? "Big Issue mate?"

I'm sorry but even when I tell myself that, I laugh. (:
( <>Dog www.londonprintbrokers.com, Tue 1 Jul 2003, 22:54, archived)

what do vegitarian worms eat?
Linda McCartney
( lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Tue 1 Jul 2003, 22:55, archived)

Haha!
Paul McCartney says to his kids one morning: "Right, the bad news is your mum's dead. The good news is we've got bacon, sausage and eggs for breakfast."

Badum.
( <>Dog www.londonprintbrokers.com, Tue 1 Jul 2003, 22:58, archived)

grooooooooan!

( mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Tue 1 Jul 2003, 23:02, archived)

The Cigarette
is her leg...thats why I called it SmWalking. I must admit it was quite tough though!
(gregster, Tue 1 Jul 2003, 22:51, archived)

It'd take a while to smoke
:D
( mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Tue 1 Jul 2003, 22:53, archived)

I just hope
She puts it on the right way! :D
(gregster, Tue 1 Jul 2003, 22:55, archived)

Blimey!
I'm glad you told me that. Now you have, I get it. WYH!
( <>Dog www.londonprintbrokers.com, Tue 1 Jul 2003, 22:56, archived)

Another one for yers!
Knock knock.......who's there?......Heather......Heather who?.....Heather seen my leg? :D
(gregster, Tue 1 Jul 2003, 23:00, archived)