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# Wow
I'm glad I don't have a ferret for a penis
(Kimbo, Thu 3 Jul 2003, 12:38, archived)
# I just wish I was so lucky!
(I helped save b3ta! Danblez, Thu 3 Jul 2003, 12:39, archived)
# ha!
I'm glad I don't have apenis, full stop.

'Cause I'm a girl.
(Britpoptart, Thu 3 Jul 2003, 12:41, archived)
# Has noone shown you what fun they can be yet? ;)

(I helped save b3ta! Danblez, Thu 3 Jul 2003, 12:43, archived)
# Uh-oh
*ducks in preparation of hormonal outburst*
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Thu 3 Jul 2003, 12:44, archived)
# oh really
who is there here that would be at all hormonal?
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Thu 3 Jul 2003, 12:46, archived)
# Oh so many
perverted and hormonally imbalanced youths. Myself included. Although I think my hormone burst should have ended a few years ago.
(Kimbo, Thu 3 Jul 2003, 12:48, archived)
# Certainly not me
I was just scratching meself.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Thu 3 Jul 2003, 12:49, archived)
# DON'T
SNIFF YOU FINGERS!
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Thu 3 Jul 2003, 13:08, archived)
# Why not?
*sniffs self*

Ah...
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Thu 3 Jul 2003, 13:13, archived)
# here we go again
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Thu 3 Jul 2003, 12:46, archived)
# i did actually read that as 'penetration'.
and i'm supposed to be on holiday.
(martian, Thu 3 Jul 2003, 12:53, archived)
# cheeky!
They are fun to borrow, s'true...hmmm.
(Britpoptart, Thu 3 Jul 2003, 12:46, archived)
# do you want some
recommendations?
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Thu 3 Jul 2003, 12:47, archived)
# What are you recommending? Places to borrow a penis??

Pervert! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Danblez, Thu 3 Jul 2003, 12:49, archived)
# Well
if there's some sort of library, I'll happily donate...
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Thu 3 Jul 2003, 12:51, archived)
# Would it be
a Pubic Library?
(Kimbo, Thu 3 Jul 2003, 12:52, archived)
# LOL
Yeah sure, why not, send me a half dozen or so. I'm not doing anything for the next hour. I'd like the gift-wrapped variety pack, please. *snort*
(Britpoptart, Thu 3 Jul 2003, 12:56, archived)
# What are you snorting?

Got any left?
(I helped save b3ta! Danblez, Thu 3 Jul 2003, 12:57, archived)
# which flavour?
"well, *everyone* likes cheese and onion..."
(martian, Thu 3 Jul 2003, 12:58, archived)
# I
don't.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Thu 3 Jul 2003, 13:05, archived)
# If you try to snort them
then I'm afraid you've lost the whole point of the matter
(Kimbo, Thu 3 Jul 2003, 12:58, archived)
# or she has
really big nostrils.
(martian, Thu 3 Jul 2003, 12:59, archived)
# My nostrils are normal-sized...
...I just thought you'd be sending yours along, you know. Perfect fit and all that.

(Britpoptart, Thu 3 Jul 2003, 13:04, archived)
# Oooh bravo.
*claps*
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Thu 3 Jul 2003, 13:06, archived)
# hey, don't start on me, pinocchio
it's ijon who's sending you his cock!
(martian, Thu 3 Jul 2003, 13:07, archived)
# Oh goody!!
It's Xmas in July! :D
(Britpoptart, Thu 3 Jul 2003, 13:07, archived)
# I had a courier
here just now if Britpoptart had told me her address I'm sure they could've squeezed me in...

Think I may shut up now.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Thu 3 Jul 2003, 13:09, archived)
# Why would he send
his nostrils to you?
(Kimbo, Thu 3 Jul 2003, 13:07, archived)
# Dunno...
...am I getting extra nostrils now, too? Don't have much need for those, really, my 2 work just fine.

(Note that I am not stooping to reciting the oooolllld joke...you know the one...

"If he sends me his nostrils, then how will he smell?"
"Oh, as awful as always, I reckon...")
(Britpoptart, Thu 3 Jul 2003, 13:10, archived)
# Jamaica?
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Thu 3 Jul 2003, 13:12, archived)
# Alaska...
'cause I can't remember for sure, Juneau?
(Britpoptart, Thu 3 Jul 2003, 13:14, archived)
# I happen to be a master of the Penis-Grappling Style
Lohung Wang-Do
(Kimbo, Thu 3 Jul 2003, 12:50, archived)
# Mine's up for sale!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Thu 3 Jul 2003, 13:00, archived)
# How many smiles on the cock?
(I helped save b3ta! Danblez, Thu 3 Jul 2003, 13:04, archived)
# 2 careful owners
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Thu 3 Jul 2003, 13:06, archived)
# I'm usually quite angry at my penis
I beat it every chance I get </perv>
(Kimbo, Thu 3 Jul 2003, 12:47, archived)