Not sure if it's a world record...


...but it's still fairly impressive.
( Mystery_Bob, Sat 5 Jul 2003, 0:05, archived)

excellente.

( Sunshine Elephant, Sat 5 Jul 2003, 0:06, archived)

his head must weigh fifty pounds alone.
imagine the size of his balls.
he sounds like the sort of person who'd tell you what he was going to do before he did it.
"i'm going to pull your head off."
"oh no, please don't!"
"i'm going to pull your head off because i don't like your head."
( bananaman, Sat 5 Jul 2003, 0:06, archived)

I fuck arses
Who fucks arses?
Maybe he fucks arses.
( A good man, and thorough, Sat 5 Jul 2003, 0:10, archived)

"on this trip, i must procure a child."
"what do you want a child for?"
"to instruct it in the ways of righteousness!"
( bananaman, Sat 5 Jul 2003, 0:11, archived)