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[challenge entry] Longest neck in a childrens television series
Nobody move, nobody get hurt, they said Make one wrong move, man, you wake up dead

From the The B3ta Book of Records challenge. See all 262 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Quelabra Don't Knock New York, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 17:57, archived)
# recovered
yet?
yay saved by the bell
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 17:58, archived)
# I'm fine thanks.
was nice to meet you
(I helped save b3ta! Quelabra Don't Knock New York, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 18:01, archived)
# yeah
i got home ok, see!
And i decided that you remind me of my friend and also Keanu Reeves.
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 18:03, archived)
# all i remember of the journey to martian's
was quelabra worrying that you would get raped and murdered by the cabbie
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 18:07, archived)
# That's a lot better than Peter Andre :)
(I helped save b3ta! Quelabra Don't Knock New York, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 18:08, archived)
# ha ha haaaaa
yes, now you mention it.
(martian, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 18:09, archived)
# peter
will always hold a special place in my heart.
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 18:09, archived)
# did you know
he's a waiter at his parent's hotel in oz nowadays?
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 18:18, archived)
# that's probably not
the sort of thing you should admit to...
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 18:18, archived)
# I hated Saved by the Bell
They were all such terrible, terrible actors, and they were entirely unable to do anything interesting, and it had annoying theme music.
(goat thinks you're shit, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 18:03, archived)
# mr belding
what a legend
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 18:05, archived)
# *sings*
When I wake up in the morning
And the clock lets out a warning
I don't think I'll ever make it on time
By the time I got my books I give myself a look
I'm at the corner just in time to see the bus slide by

It's alright cause I'm saved by the bell

If the teacher pops a test I know I'm a mess
And my dog ate all my homework last night
Ridin low in my chair she won't know tha t I'm there
If I can hand it in tomorrw it'll be alright

It's alright 'cause I'm saved by the bell.
It's alright 'cause I'm saved by the bell.
It's alright 'cause I'm saved by the bell.
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 18:05, archived)
# mind piss :)
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 18:06, archived)
# yeah
but i got both verses :¬p
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 18:08, archived)
# well yeah
but you're older than me and are more likely to remember them :)
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 18:09, archived)
# but
i know them both too!
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 18:12, archived)
# yeah, but you don't know
what year wannabe was released though...
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 18:14, archived)
# am i?
google told me the lyrics...
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 18:13, archived)
# you cheater
mine were from memory
which frightens me a little bit
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 18:15, archived)
# When I wake up in the morning
the alarm gives off a warning
i don't think i'm gonna make it on time
By the time i grab my books and i give myself a look
i'm at the corner just in time to see the bus drive by
It's alright coz i'm saved by the
it's alright coz i'm saved by the bell!
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 18:06, archived)
# That is so mental, I need my
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 17:59, archived)
# all hail el brakiachi
top notch
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 17:59, archived)
# thom
you should have a birthday party like my cousin did for his 6th, which is also today.
He had TWO ball ponds (one of which was a crab!), a bouncy castle/paddling pool, those tunnel things and lots of kites and nicely shaped wind socks.
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 18:02, archived)
# he is having a party like that
to make up for the fact that he couldn't have his own birthday and had to steal mine.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 18:03, archived)
# and i'm making comments like that
to cover up the fact that i'm jealous of six year old.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 18:04, archived)
# we
guessed.
(martian, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 18:06, archived)
# so am i!
he's so fucking spoilt! That's just his family party as well, god knows what he's doing for his party with friends..
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 18:06, archived)
# yeah baby!
That's the party i'm going to have for my 23rd!
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 18:03, archived)
# I'm definitely having a bouncy castle
for my birthday.

I think it will go well with much alcohol and possibly fire.
(goat thinks you're shit, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 18:05, archived)
# for my neice's birthday, my mum hired a bouncy castle.
i think she got to go on it, when me (23) and my brother (35) had finished...

edit: oh yes! and we had a bouncy castle at our a-level results party! an we all got drunk, and my mate chris took his shoes off to get on, and then bounced off, landed on them, and slashed his feet open on the metal boothooks. it was piss-funny!
(martian, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 18:07, archived)
# Last party I went to with a bouncy castle,
someone threw up on it, and people carried on bouncing.
(goat thinks you're shit, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 18:11, archived)
# arf!
he really irritated me. Grrrr!
w/y/h
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 18:00, archived)
# aww wow
that programme was ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 18:01, archived)
# hahaha
nutter:)
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 18:01, archived)
# haha! excellent!
google groups... gotcha...




its six o fucking clock and i still feel like crap!
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 18:01, archived)
# WOOO!
he looks a little like Eel O'Brien!
(I helped save b3ta! edovan, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 18:02, archived)
# hah
lovely!
(martian, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 18:03, archived)
# time for
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 18:03, archived)
# *wonders who remembers worksafe lesbian hour*
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 18:03, archived)
# meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
HAPPY BIRTHDAY SAH!
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 18:09, archived)
# i think i do.
we just posted pictures of lesbians doing the gardening, or shopping, right?
(martian, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 18:10, archived)
# marvellous!


*strips off*
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 18:04, archived)
# everyone get naked!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 18:04, archived)
# since you asked so nicely
*whips off remaining clothes*
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 18:10, archived)
# Excellent
/takes clothes off and stands on desk in middle of office
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 18:05, archived)
# Do it.
They'll let you go home, and you can blame it on stress.
(goat thinks you're shit, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 18:07, archived)
# im naked as i type this.
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 18:05, archived)
# Naked O'Clock!
Naked O'Clock!

Also, *epileptic fit*
(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 18:06, archived)
# mmm
Naked Tedious
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 18:07, archived)
# woo
to shit tv
and long necks :)
(I helped save b3ta! pippy is a truck, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 18:03, archived)
# another show
i don't know.

should i study some television archives somewhere?
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 18:06, archived)
# Not for this one.
It's a poor mans Dawsons Creek or a rich mans California Dreams
(I helped save b3ta! Quelabra Don't Knock New York, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 18:09, archived)
# they show it
on Nickelodeon still
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 18:13, archived)
# woo
to showing Jordan how plastic surgery should really be done.

(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 18:10, archived)
# If only that were true
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 18:10, archived)