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[challenge entry] World's Fastest Bird
Big Bird was proud to surpass the Peregrine Falcon to become the World's Fastest bird in level flight.
Big Bird passing a Peregrine Falcon

From the The B3ta Book of Records challenge. See all 262 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! BG, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 23:54, archived)
# Go Big Bird, Go!
TJ: I just saw a guy smash a car window and grab a radio right outside my flat! Called 999, but the bastard sped off in a Citroen Saxo before they arrived. First time I've ever had to actually call them, having been practising since cub scouts! Now I know I'm living in a good neighbourhood...

*Waits for heart to stop racing*
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 23:56, archived)
# Do ruffians still steal car radios?
Heavens.... Thought that was 10 years ago?
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Mon 7 Jul 2003, 0:06, archived)
# That's
Swansea for you.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Mon 7 Jul 2003, 0:17, archived)