No-one said the surprise had to be particularly nice

( Bad Horsey is looking for a new home - details on profile, Fri 18 Jul 2003, 17:37, archived)

jesus!

( corington, Fri 18 Jul 2003, 17:37, archived)

Wrong!
*vomit*
( gurningchimp, Fri 18 Jul 2003, 17:38, archived)

Mummy! Mummy!
Look whats in my kinder egg!


Is it Jam?
( gurningchimp, Fri 18 Jul 2003, 17:39, archived)

the wait is over
i eggspected that would happen
( GTA, Fri 18 Jul 2003, 17:38, archived)

That
is an eggsruciatingly bad pun!
( Number_6, Fri 18 Jul 2003, 17:40, archived)

That's also
a bad yolk
( corington, Fri 18 Jul 2003, 17:41, archived)

That's en oeuf of the bad punnage, please
(or is it punage?)
( Bad Horsey is looking for a new home - details on profile, Fri 18 Jul 2003, 17:41, archived)

hmm
you used goatse ass, but not hands. how rare
( Dr. Kitteny Berk, Fri 18 Jul 2003, 17:39, archived)