What I found in my kinder egg
Kinder Ex
the devil made me do it
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Kinder Ex
the devil made me do it
From the What I found in my Kinder Egg challenge. See all 440 entries (closed)
( , Sat 19 Jul 2003, 11:48, archived)
can i just point out that this
is such a fantastic shop that it should be in the louvre, it marvellous, i am just overcome by the sheer brilliance of its composition
and so on...
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Sat 19 Jul 2003, 12:00,
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is such a fantastic shop that it should be in the louvre, it marvellous, i am just overcome by the sheer brilliance of its composition
and so on...
then
how come its in your profile?
shall we add plagiarism to the list?
but 'yknow what
lets just relax, carve a pineapple, take it easy
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Sat 19 Jul 2003, 12:10,
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shall we add plagiarism to the list?
but 'yknow what
lets just relax, carve a pineapple, take it easy
it is in my profile cos someone made it for me.
all images in profile were made for me by people on the board.
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Sat 19 Jul 2003, 12:15,
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you make me laugh
yay for bluntness. there should be more poo pooing of images here.
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Sat 19 Jul 2003, 11:57,
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well
it took me all of 2 minutes 30 seconds, and that includes the time it took to search through google
so nyurrrr
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Sat 19 Jul 2003, 11:58,
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so nyurrrr
PRANKMASTER ZYK IS A MASTER OF COMEDY!!!
Listen to this ... 172.185.247.86/Zyk%20Pranks/Zyk%20Pranks%20-%20Cornflake.mp3
he is pretending to be a cornfalke!! on the phone!
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Sat 19 Jul 2003, 12:00,
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he is pretending to be a cornfalke!! on the phone!
haha
yeah that was a drunken prank, best is drugs and firearms
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Sat 19 Jul 2003, 12:02,
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at least you can hear his twatty voice....
It makes it easier to visualise how much of a twat he is...
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Sat 19 Jul 2003, 12:05,
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fine bob....
we have a new troll today...an utter twat...we are justtaking the piss out of him for a bit...
I'm off to Newcastle for the weekend
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Sat 19 Jul 2003, 12:10,
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I'm off to Newcastle for the weekend
Fine...
...have a nice trip.
Oh, and I hope you die because you are fucked in the head you gayer.
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Sat 19 Jul 2003, 12:11,
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Oh, and I hope you die because you are fucked in the head you gayer.
thanks bob...
better get packing..
I hope you accidentally eat some broken glass this weekend and tear your ringpiece to shreds shitting it out. (again)
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Sat 19 Jul 2003, 12:14,
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I hope you accidentally eat some broken glass this weekend and tear your ringpiece to shreds shitting it out. (again)
well I am HUGE
like a big walking blimp!
you can't miss me - say hello!
(going to the Baltic gallery)
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Sat 19 Jul 2003, 12:22,
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you can't miss me - say hello!
(going to the Baltic gallery)
ah technically
thats gateshead :P
but newcastle is full big blimp peoples
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Sat 19 Jul 2003, 12:24,
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but newcastle is full big blimp peoples
the gate
its a new one up near the bigg market. just ask for "the gate" i work just round the corner from that :P
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Sat 19 Jul 2003, 12:38,
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Remember...
...to wrap up warm then.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
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Sat 19 Jul 2003, 12:30,
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Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Cold...
..it's fucking Baltic mate.
...sorry, perhaps not a universally used phrase to denote low temperatures.
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Sat 19 Jul 2003, 12:35,
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...sorry, perhaps not a universally used phrase to denote low temperatures.
fuck you
gimp boy, that is my drunken slurry voice.
you = gay and all of you nerds who spend every waking second on b3ta are all gay, and you should all die, cos you are all incredibly fucked in the mind, get a job.
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Sat 19 Jul 2003, 12:07,
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you = gay and all of you nerds who spend every waking second on b3ta are all gay, and you should all die, cos you are all incredibly fucked in the mind, get a job.
get a job?
it's saturday, most people with jobs get saturday off you know. and most people on b3ta are at work (albeit, not today). and if you don't like us, you could go somewhere else, you know.
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Sat 19 Jul 2003, 12:08,
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I
got a job and i got 6 weeks holiday and a fridge full of chocolate and wine!!!!
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Sat 19 Jul 2003, 12:10,
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heheheeh
i love my job... um round about this time every year... and bunus i get a years suply of bubble bath at christmas!!!!!!! hehehe
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Sat 19 Jul 2003, 12:21,
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yes i am sure
that people who spend 20 hours continually on a forum have jobs, i am very sure they do. and i like alot of people on b3ta, however i do not like the people that post bullshit, then complain when i post a band flier, then continually take the piss by calling me shit like "wankmaster" and "cock breath" etc etc etc, then i get very pissed off, and makes me want to get my friends in 2600 (you know 2600 right? Anna Moore, heared of her?) to fuck them all over, websites and/or home computers and/or even better, work computers (hah! as if).
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Sat 19 Jul 2003, 12:12,
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If...
...people calling you names really upsets you so much, then what on earth are you doing here? Everyone here is a cunt - FACT.
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Sat 19 Jul 2003, 12:17,
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because no-one usually does,
or if they do it is all jokes, these people are just being plainly disrespectful. continually.
say one thing, fine, say 20 things, i get pissed off, and you get fucked over. simple.
however i am possibly not in the right state of mind right now as i am stll pretty drunk from last night and my head hurts.
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Sat 19 Jul 2003, 12:19,
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say one thing, fine, say 20 things, i get pissed off, and you get fucked over. simple.
however i am possibly not in the right state of mind right now as i am stll pretty drunk from last night and my head hurts.
"say one thing, fine, say 20 things, i get pissed off, and you get fucked over. simple."
and how exactly are you going to 'fuck us over'?
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Sat 19 Jul 2003, 12:22,
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that'll be an interesting conversation.
"anna, this bloke told me to fuck off on a messageboard. can you wipe his hard drive, please?"
sounds slightly pathetic when it's put like that...
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Sat 19 Jul 2003, 12:26,
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sounds slightly pathetic when it's put like that...
...
...reply... stop emailing me, I am not going to send you naked pictures of me.
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Sat 19 Jul 2003, 12:29,
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Having a quick look back....
...if you post
1) Spam
2) Anything over 200k
...then the board will call you names. FACT
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Sat 19 Jul 2003, 12:27,
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1) Spam
2) Anything over 200k
...then the board will call you names. FACT
i do actually
i'm amazed your memory can remember back that far!
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Sat 19 Jul 2003, 12:21,
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oh - we are so scared...
the only 2600 I know of is an Atari Console...Anna Moore - does she do the news?
If you know anything about B3ta you know that you can't just post spam without getting flamed...it's not even your fucking band...
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Sat 19 Jul 2003, 12:18,
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If you know anything about B3ta you know that you can't just post spam without getting flamed...it's not even your fucking band...
2600 are a big hacking group
and anna moore is a girl i speak to on IRC who won the defcon hacking competition in 1999 aged 15.
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Sat 19 Jul 2003, 12:20,
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do you fancy her?
I bet you do...you were probably in the same l33t chatroom with her and 50 other l33t haxxorz
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Sat 19 Jul 2003, 12:25,
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lmao
have you ever seen a pic of her before? she's hella ugly :D
she is proper elite though.
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Sat 19 Jul 2003, 12:28,
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she is proper elite though.
oh that will really endear her to you...
I have a screen grab of this part of the conversation...she will like it that you called her ugly..
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Sat 19 Jul 2003, 12:30,
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Wow a 'proper elite' ... and you've talked to her ... on IRC ...
Wow, I'm in the presence of an internet god here.
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Sat 19 Jul 2003, 12:38,
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some sort of hacker thing
(it should be pointed out that zygotic lives in peterbrough and anna lives in utah. and is about 16. therefore the chances of them being friends in real life are slim.)
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Sat 19 Jul 2003, 12:21,
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if you feel you must talk to her,
irc.2600.com #2600 she's around some nights @ 9:00 her time, around 2:00am or so our time.
name - Starla Pureheart
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Sat 19 Jul 2003, 12:29,
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name - Starla Pureheart
Now that really does speak volumes about you ...
You call people on b3ta sad (the day after the packed out birthday bash) and then you're proud of being on some sad l33t hacksaw IRC channel.
Have you heard of irony, you know it's like steely and bronzey.
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Sat 19 Jul 2003, 12:36,
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Have you heard of irony, you know it's like steely and bronzey.
I have said it once...
...and I will no doubt say it again.
If you going to accuse someone of having no life, then an internet message board is not the correct medium for such an insult.
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Sat 19 Jul 2003, 12:38,
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If you going to accuse someone of having no life, then an internet message board is not the correct medium for such an insult.
you'll have to clean up after him
and take him for walks every day.
you missed a good'un last night. unless you were there and i didn't see you. which, as you're the tallest man in the world, is unlikely.
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Sat 19 Jul 2003, 12:11,
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you missed a good'un last night. unless you were there and i didn't see you. which, as you're the tallest man in the world, is unlikely.
I couldn't make it....
...I was too busy being tall elsewhere.
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Sat 19 Jul 2003, 12:12,
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of course
setting yourself on fire is by far & away the sanest, oh and i might add most hilarious, thing to do. in the world. ever.
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Sat 19 Jul 2003, 12:09,
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hey
you = gay
thats a new spin on "your all gay!", isuggest we use it as motto of the week, anyone want to second the motion?
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Sat 19 Jul 2003, 12:14,
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thats a new spin on "your all gay!", isuggest we use it as motto of the week, anyone want to second the motion?
hmmm
10 if y + m + c +a = true THEN you = gay
20 print "your all gay!"
30 goto 20
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Sat 19 Jul 2003, 12:54,
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20 print "your all gay!"
30 goto 20
um...
martian was gonna call you an bitch but.. i changed up my mind after i did hear it... ; )
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Sat 19 Jul 2003, 12:09,
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yes,
however as a wankmaster i am incredibly less vulnerable to prostate cancer!
being wankmaster kicks ass
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Sat 19 Jul 2003, 12:09,
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being wankmaster kicks ass
aww - that's a shame...
you have blocked access to your server...is that so we can't look at the gay porn you had stashed there...
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Sat 19 Jul 2003, 12:12,
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no it's because
30 people downloading stuff from my computer makes my internet connection very slow.
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Sat 19 Jul 2003, 12:14,
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