children are great for...

catching pigmy flying hippos tired from thier long
summer migration from deepest darkest africa.

bit crap but its beer time...im off to ecuador this
weekend so no b3ta for a month...bye bye : )
( buckets, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 16:49, archived)

Have
fun, don't get shot, and bring my mate Jamie back with you!
( D3xt3r Don't take any guff from these fucking swine...., Fri 25 Jul 2003, 16:50, archived)

can you bring me back a bag of sugar
please?
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 16:50, archived)

coffeemate for me
please
( verbal, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 16:51, archived)

ok

( buckets, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 16:51, archived)

i'll just have some cocaine
cheers
( Reverend Dan, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 16:52, archived)

hahahahahahahaha! I'm so glad I read that before I replied. Miiiiiiiiiind Piiiiiiiiiiiss!
( vulga nie jestem Polakiem, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 16:53, archived)

Shhhhshshsh
the customary people might hear you
( verbal, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 16:53, archived)

and they wouldn't understand your "code?"

( Reverend Dan, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 16:54, archived)

They're the foreign types
and thus unused to italics.
( verbal, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 16:55, archived)

enjoy
your life dude
(noahlovesnesquick, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 16:51, archived)

Obtuse quality.
THREADJACK: Does anyone know of an eye condition I can fake that requires me to have an LCD monitor? Ta.
( Your Mum, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 16:52, archived)

glaucoma
should be ok
( Reverend Dan, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 16:53, archived)

I'll give it a go.
*Pokes fingers in eye*
( Your Mum, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 16:55, archived)

I just complained that my big old monitor
was taking up so much desk space, that I could position my keyboard, in accordance with health and saftey guidelines.
My boss agreed, so we both got one.
( Pootle where's his tart on his sleve?, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 16:54, archived)

get lots of headaches
after working too hard. Worked for me.
( dutchbird, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 16:55, archived)

And LCD monitors are proven to help this yes?
I just hate having this bulking great box of a monitor on my desk firing photons into my brain.
( Your Mum, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 16:57, archived)

if you are getting eye strain
they are better, as they aren't as bright.
( Pootle where's his tart on his sleve?, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 16:59, archived)

It sounds like the law is on my side.
*arranges meeting with IT guy. It has gone home for the weekend* :(
( Your Mum, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 17:05, archived)

He, he
I have *both* types on my desk - dual monitor set up. Isn't splorp a lucky boy?
( splorp ®, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 17:12, archived)