From the New Uses for Children challenge. See all 247 entries (closed)

( Kaiser, Mon 28 Jul 2003, 15:00, archived)

Oooo.
Erotic.
( Baz Fuck off, Mon 28 Jul 2003, 15:01, archived)

With that amount of talking
you could replace half of [insert political centre here] with one kid.

So who is it anyway?
Looks like Harry Potter got into the hot chips...
( lbft, Mon 28 Jul 2003, 15:01, archived)

Looks like
Star Wars Kid :-/
(Moo Lefty Drinking From His Own Udders since, Mon 28 Jul 2003, 15:02, archived)

it does
dunnit?
( Manic declared war on Old Media, Mon 28 Jul 2003, 15:04, archived)

Aye
Thought he might finally have done some press or something. He's done a really crap job of coping with it, he should take it like a man!
(Moo Lefty Drinking From His Own Udders since, Mon 28 Jul 2003, 15:06, archived)

dunno...
google gives you some strange results... sometimes...
( Kaiser, Mon 28 Jul 2003, 15:03, archived)

The twitching
the endless twitching...
( Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 28 Jul 2003, 15:02, archived)

"HICCUP.. Kill me.. HICCUP.. Kill me.....
...HICCUP.. Kill me.. HICCUP.. Kill me.. HICCUP.. Kill me.. HICCUP.. Kill me.. HICCUP.. Kill me.. HICCUP.. Kill me.. HICCUP.. Kill me.. HICCUP.. Kill me.. HICCUP.. Kill me.. HICCUP.. Kill me.."
( Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Mon 28 Jul 2003, 15:03, archived)

oddly all i can imagine him saying is
"ribbit"
( martian, Mon 28 Jul 2003, 15:05, archived)

I think he needs
some sort of cream.
(Grundie, Mon 28 Jul 2003, 15:08, archived)