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# Inspired by a Bob Hope gag:
It
porn efficionados will understand....
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Tue 29 Jul 2003, 11:43, archived)
# ha ha ha
nice one.

will it be on national geographic channel?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 29 Jul 2003, 11:45, archived)
# The problem is...
i dont understand it..
(Laney <3 Paint, Tue 29 Jul 2003, 11:45, archived)
# you can see the shadow
of a meerkat with a very long neck in the background?
(I helped save b3ta! anno domini hiatus, Tue 29 Jul 2003, 11:46, archived)
#







school holidays....
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Tue 29 Jul 2003, 11:46, archived)
# hehe.
Yes.

Has your site fallen over? Those photos linked on flibz suddenly don't seem to work for me.

edit - ah, it's back now!
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Tue 29 Jul 2003, 11:50, archived)
# 'Deep Throat'....
was one of the big seminal porn flicks. When Bob Hope was questioned about his thoughts on Deep Throat he replied:
'I thought Deep Throat was a movie about giraffes'
[EDIT] Seminal works in both senses here.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Tue 29 Jul 2003, 11:46, archived)
# I don't usually find Bob Hope jokes funny
but that was a doozy
(Rich Chestmat, Tue 29 Jul 2003, 11:50, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/1679409
(martian, Tue 29 Jul 2003, 11:54, archived)
# tee hee
he said seminal
(Dr. Goddammit, Tue 29 Jul 2003, 11:50, archived)
# brilliant sir!
(I helped save b3ta! anno domini hiatus, Tue 29 Jul 2003, 11:45, archived)
# i
would
(Fellmeister, Tue 29 Jul 2003, 11:52, archived)
# Are you
Sunshine Elephant's bastard offspring?
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Tue 29 Jul 2003, 12:24, archived)
# I got it straight away.....
Well last night got messy.... I think you had the right idea with an early finish....
(Soapy, Tue 29 Jul 2003, 11:45, archived)
# I just saw some of the pictures....
...you looked quite sober though. Was a pleasure meeting with you!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Tue 29 Jul 2003, 11:47, archived)
# You too!
Im still drunk. Left Smirnies (sp?) gaff at 5 this morning. (!)

Oh & Morning all BTW
(Soapy, Tue 29 Jul 2003, 11:49, archived)
# I see...
...did he bugger you?
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Tue 29 Jul 2003, 11:50, archived)
# yes, but that doesn't make soapy special
smirny does that to everyone, the first time they go around. it's his initiation.
(martian, Tue 29 Jul 2003, 11:52, archived)
# No
but I broke his table.
Glass in mi ass.
(Dont let the fat lad sit there!)

He was asleep when I left... (lightweights!)
(Soapy, Tue 29 Jul 2003, 11:53, archived)
# really?
what happened?
(martian, Tue 29 Jul 2003, 11:47, archived)
# He is a Soho Meedja whore...
...so probably lots of coke...
;D
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Tue 29 Jul 2003, 11:48, archived)
# Naaah
makes me nose itch
(Soapy, Tue 29 Jul 2003, 11:50, archived)
# aahhhh
A Newbie, That's what you are! :)

That's why I don't know you...not only are you daytime, but you're new:)

How's your head?
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 29 Jul 2003, 11:52, archived)
# Fresh and clean
Howdy!
Head is fine (years of practice) but admit to taking a day off....
(Soapy, Tue 29 Jul 2003, 11:55, archived)
# We were wondering
who you were last night!

www.b3ta.com/board/1682919
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 29 Jul 2003, 11:57, archived)
# Clarity...
Cumbria isnt it.
I couldnt hear you properly because of Alf's shit singing.
(Not that I was pissed or owt.)

London accent!  how harsh
(Soapy, Tue 29 Jul 2003, 12:03, archived)
# i'm a soho meeja whore too
but prefer diet coke.
(martian, Tue 29 Jul 2003, 11:51, archived)
# Vanilla?
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Tue 29 Jul 2003, 11:52, archived)
# umm
the giraffe has a deep throat.

dare I ask if the star of the first one was a snake?
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Tue 29 Jul 2003, 11:46, archived)
# hehe
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! GR33DY, Tue 29 Jul 2003, 11:46, archived)
# haha
lovelacey :)
(I helped save b3ta! magoo, Tue 29 Jul 2003, 11:47, archived)
# ha ha ha
very good
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Tue 29 Jul 2003, 11:49, archived)
# that is a bob hope gag that was printed in the metro this morning
(I helped save b3ta! Happyperson, Tue 29 Jul 2003, 11:52, archived)
# It sure was....
...and I though, I am gonna tattyplop me that!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Tue 29 Jul 2003, 11:55, archived)
# well done you
(I helped save b3ta! Happyperson, Tue 29 Jul 2003, 11:59, archived)
# iNspired
/pedant

thats very woo!
(icedragon, Tue 29 Jul 2003, 11:57, archived)
# The original was a great film.
The Coca-Cola scene still makes me laugh.
(I helped save b3ta! Your Mum, Tue 29 Jul 2003, 12:05, archived)