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# all they want to do is dance.

and possibly swallow your soul...
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 19:46, archived)
# woo
that's most surreal
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 19:47, archived)
# wow!
shpooky!
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 19:47, archived)
# woo !
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 19:48, archived)
# That is fab!
(I helped save b3ta! Quelabra Don't Knock New York, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 19:49, archived)
# fantastic!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 19:49, archived)
# scarywoo!
evening :) how are we all tonight?
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 19:50, archived)
# i'm danish!
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 19:51, archived)
# i'm egyptian!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 19:51, archived)
# I'm
Spartacus
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 19:52, archived)
# no
I am Sparticus
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 19:53, archived)
# no
I'm brian and so is my wife!
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 19:56, archived)
# He's not
the messiah
(I helped save b3ta! ||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 19:57, archived)
# He's
a very naughty boy!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 19:59, archived)
# No!
I'M Spartacus!

/silly advert

PS mind the piiisssss
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 19:54, archived)
# I smell
like ripe elderberries on a summers eve.
(I helped save b3ta! ||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 19:52, archived)
# father?
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 19:53, archived)
# not much
it's just around the corner now, about 5 minutes more.
(I helped save b3ta! ||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 19:56, archived)
# pah! i've heard THAT before
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 19:57, archived)
# well
you obviously get about too much. you need to lock yourself in darkened rooms a bit more and grow strange lumps on your elbows. The world would then seem fresh and new.
(I helped save b3ta! ||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 19:58, archived)
# still?!
i thought you were getting that seen to! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 19:52, archived)
# it's uncurable!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 19:55, archived)
# you are a
great dane :)
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 19:52, archived)
# yeah!
but i do try to loose weight!
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 19:53, archived)
# What do they call
Danish Pastries in Denmark?

I heard it was Viennabreads or something..
(I helped save b3ta! crouchingbadger, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 19:53, archived)
# wienerbrød!
you can't buy danish pastry here!
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 19:54, archived)
# does it
have to be imported?
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 19:56, archived)
# hmm..
maybe there's a business opportunity?
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 19:59, archived)
# thankyou
for confirming my new FACT

What do you have if you can't have a yummy danish pastry?
(I helped save b3ta! crouchingbadger, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 19:56, archived)
# erm..
wienerbrød!
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 19:57, archived)
# freaky
just plain freaky

(I helped save b3ta! faithy, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 19:52, archived)
# Nice
Would you believe I've just spent 10 mins looking for a decent piccie of Michael Staniforth ('Timothy Claypole' from rentaghost) to stick on the thing on the right...?
(I helped save b3ta! Duncan Disorderly, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 19:57, archived)
# I have rentaghost on dvd
as it was my favvve as a kidlet :D
and pay me enough and I'll believe anything you say...
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 19:59, archived)
# OK,
I didn't spend all ten mins looking, I also did a bit of reading as well...

did you know he wrote & sang the theme song? 100% FACT

Also, I once saw a band who had a lookalike as base player.
Can't remember what they were called but I bought a CD & it had a cracking song on it about Lady Di called "Princess of the People" (although they didn't perform that one 'cos she had not been dead long & everyone (except for us sane people) seemed to be in the grip of some sort of hysteria)

another 100% FACT
(I helped save b3ta! Duncan Disorderly, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:12, archived)
# How
rare!

Woo, and Good evening all!
(I helped save b3ta! Number_6, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:06, archived)
# Ooooo
Lovely.

Is the one on the right Matsimpsk?
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:12, archived)
# you big
crazy genius!
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 21:39, archived)