did you know
you can now get ladies' tights with a special reinforced panel to make your bum look more pert, and they're called WONDERBUM tights? I saw them in a shop the other day and was quite shocked.
/wittering.
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Dr Phil Kitten,
Fri 8 Aug 2003, 21:42,
archived)
They also provide
an extra level of security for bank raids
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Goatse not a comedy account,
Fri 8 Aug 2003, 21:43,
archived)