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# Hey guys!
Kittens are nice!
Hot baths are soothing!
Bacon sarnies taste good!
Sunny days are often warm!
...this isn't so bad, after all.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 23:25, archived)
# i haven't had
any kitten facts for a while
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 23:26, archived)
# and can you linkie
the porn down there \/
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 23:27, archived)
# oopsie daisy
done.

Sorry, modskills slipped for a sec. there.

[edit] Ahem.
1. Kittens sometimes yowl in the night and wake your neighbours.
2. Kittens can sick up a surprisingly large amount.
3. Kittens often get burrs stuck in their fur.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 23:31, archived)
# ta very much
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 23:32, archived)
# Kittens are fluffy.
Unless they're those evil hairless things or have mange.
(goat thinks you're shit, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 23:35, archived)
# it has been far too hot today.
me and mrs martian walked round the park and i think i am sunburned.
(martian, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 23:30, archived)
# its still too fucking hot!
laptops are hot on your knees too! :(
(I helped save b3ta! rogue Big knickers, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 23:34, archived)