DEFINATELY THE ANUS!
you know...for the days you fellas get the "heavy flow" runs.
(wwcameltoeww, Tue 12 Aug 2003, 2:04, archived)

Splash farts
with colours?

But surely, the pressure would build up and up and up and eventually.......

Best not talk about it.

Are you aware the post I am replying is a compo entry?
( Black Moon Cock of the Infinite, Tue 12 Aug 2003, 2:07, archived)

oh dear fucking
god, NOOO!!!
(Armer Farmer, Tue 12 Aug 2003, 2:09, archived)