Introducing the Swiss Lady Knife..


well we always knew the Swiss were good when it came to cocks.
( MrHaze likes to poo, Tue 12 Aug 2003, 16:32, archived)

That's really quite scary
when you think about it...

w/y/h
( Ijon Tichy, Tue 12 Aug 2003, 16:33, archived)

especially if it
deploys whilst in use!
( MrHaze likes to poo, Tue 12 Aug 2003, 16:33, archived)

Exactermally

( Ijon Tichy, Tue 12 Aug 2003, 16:34, archived)

Eep...
Shocking se7en flashback :/
( matsimpsk, Tue 12 Aug 2003, 16:43, archived)

grim
I have a warped Japanese film called Tetsuo from years back that has that kind of 'concept' in it - its grim... blugh..
( djdirect, Tue 12 Aug 2003, 16:34, archived)

ooh that scene is rather amusing aint it!
it's not as bad as when he's putting the metal bar in his leg!!!

*shudder*
( MrHaze likes to poo, Tue 12 Aug 2003, 16:35, archived)

yeah -
and the maggots...

i was only 15 when i got that on video - good lord how it could have influenced me ;)
( djdirect, Tue 12 Aug 2003, 16:36, archived)

me 2
taken me ages to get all the rust out of my femur i can tell ya!
( MrHaze likes to poo, Tue 12 Aug 2003, 16:38, archived)

the drill
yes.. cool film - just quite sick.
( Darkedge, Tue 12 Aug 2003, 16:35, archived)

i love the way that the film is shot
when he's moving from place to place. kinda like moving statues. tis ace!
( MrHaze likes to poo, Tue 12 Aug 2003, 16:37, archived)

yeah
my favourite scene is when she cooks him the fried breakfast and every bite is like someone hitting metal on metal - very clever..
( djdirect, Tue 12 Aug 2003, 16:38, archived)

is
that what film thats in..I was always told about something like that in a film and always wondered what it was....ahhh so now I know.....
( Tyronne gog.com, Tue 12 Aug 2003, 16:36, archived)

www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/B0000634CZ/ref=sr_aps_dvd_1_1/202-0021573-5317467

good film though just odd.
( djdirect, Tue 12 Aug 2003, 16:37, archived)

the sequel's good too
"Shinya Tsukamoto's 'Tetsuo II - Body Hammer' continues the story of Taniguchi Tomoo who, when his young son is kidnapped from a Tokyo department store, is transformed into a human cyber-gun"
( brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 12 Aug 2003, 16:42, archived)

Err, yes.

( Baz Fuck off, Tue 12 Aug 2003, 16:44, archived)

Hehehehe
A Dildette!
( sick_boy, Tue 12 Aug 2003, 16:33, archived)

now that
would be bloody dangerous!

w/y/h!
( Darkedge, Tue 12 Aug 2003, 16:33, archived)

Clocks !!!
such bad dyslexiacaalrhefyrthegdfia on this board....there will be devil worshippers next serving satin....
( Tyronne gog.com, Tue 12 Aug 2003, 16:34, archived)

jeebus
i thought i'd misheard that!
( MrHaze likes to poo, Tue 12 Aug 2003, 16:34, archived)

I never was told
what a squidildo is...
(Dekker, Tue 12 Aug 2003, 16:34, archived)

do you mean a squildo?
it is an item that is frequently graped
origin
first use meaning 'to find something strangely erotic that you really shouldn't'
( Spoon, Tue 12 Aug 2003, 16:35, archived)

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
I gertcha.


Now.

'Graped'?

*Thanks*

You're right - I wish I hadn't asked (or clicked on that second link...)
(Dekker, Tue 12 Aug 2003, 16:49, archived)

The truth
would shatter your puny human mind ...
(Indole Ring, Tue 12 Aug 2003, 16:35, archived)

Just
as well as the woman who used one of those needed 8 hrs of surgery...and that was just to remove the smile.....
( Tyronne gog.com, Tue 12 Aug 2003, 16:35, archived)

/ Top Secret

( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Tue 12 Aug 2003, 16:36, archived)

yeap :)
must get that on dvd sometime...got the video but its just not good enough to rip stuff from.....
( Tyronne gog.com, Tue 12 Aug 2003, 16:38, archived)

It's ok, I know a little German

Get 'Whoops Apocalypse' while you're out as well
(Dekker, Tue 12 Aug 2003, 16:39, archived)

got
the video of that too....now if only they would release `water` on dvd as well...

`...and this is deja vu..
..Have we meet somewhere before ?...`
( Tyronne gog.com, Tue 12 Aug 2003, 16:41, archived)

Billy Connelly
steals the show...
(Fellmeister, Tue 12 Aug 2003, 16:44, archived)

This is not
Mel Tormé!
(Dekker, Tue 12 Aug 2003, 16:46, archived)

oh god
sand shrimp!
( MrHaze likes to poo, Tue 12 Aug 2003, 16:37, archived)

Dunno.
But a squildo is a pic someone on here made. Cute fluffy animal + rubber cock shape = B3ta joy. Oh, and you can grape it, apparently.
( charliedontsurf, Tue 12 Aug 2003, 16:40, archived)