i'm scared


big
( Dr. Kitteny Berk, Tue 19 Aug 2003, 14:20, archived)

what!
is that real?
( jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Tue 19 Aug 2003, 14:22, archived)

the fear
and yes.
( Dr. Kitteny Berk, Tue 19 Aug 2003, 14:22, archived)

Bloody hell, that's dedication
but it's not really real until you get a tattoo of a shark and helicopter ...

edit - I really like the way it's faithful to every detail of the Fear.
(Indole Ring, Tue 19 Aug 2003, 14:23, archived)

Please,
don't tempt him... We've scarred this poor boy for life enough!
( The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Tue 19 Aug 2003, 14:23, archived)

and
a bridge
( Manic -| Julie Moult is a Google bomb |-, Tue 19 Aug 2003, 14:24, archived)

dont temp him

( ? .[]D.[].[]0[].[]D. ?, Tue 19 Aug 2003, 14:24, archived)

make him go permanent

( thorpe, Tue 19 Aug 2003, 14:46, archived)

you haven't?

( Sir Sand Goblin i can explain, see, it used to be milk., Tue 19 Aug 2003, 14:22, archived)

i have

( Dr. Kitteny Berk, Tue 19 Aug 2003, 14:23, archived)

does spacefish
know?
( jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Tue 19 Aug 2003, 14:24, archived)

yep

( Dr. Kitteny Berk, Tue 19 Aug 2003, 14:25, archived)

blimeh
well you are now entirely certifiable.

congratulations.
( jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Tue 19 Aug 2003, 14:25, archived)

thankyou

( Dr. Kitteny Berk, Tue 19 Aug 2003, 14:30, archived)

you're a nutter
proper!
( Sixola, Tue 19 Aug 2003, 14:38, archived)

i would assume so

( ? .[]D.[].[]0[].[]D. ?, Tue 19 Aug 2003, 14:27, archived)

No way

( Banana, Tue 19 Aug 2003, 14:22, archived)

way

( Dr. Kitteny Berk, Tue 19 Aug 2003, 14:23, archived)

NO WAY!

( brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 19 Aug 2003, 14:31, archived)

LIKE........................WAAAAAAAY !!!

( Tedmus, Tue 19 Aug 2003, 14:34, archived)

..
would i lie?

did i lie when i said i'd pierce my sack...?
( Dr. Kitteny Berk, Tue 19 Aug 2003, 14:35, archived)

Is this the surprise by any chance.
Crazy!
( Threepwood is the Boom King!, Tue 19 Aug 2003, 14:22, archived)

hehe
yep :-)
( Dr. Kitteny Berk, Tue 19 Aug 2003, 14:23, archived)

He hee!
Loooks real to me!

/Edit.......nutter!
( Danblez, Tue 19 Aug 2003, 14:23, archived)

arm? leg? back?
where is it? You brave little soldier.
( dutchbird, Tue 19 Aug 2003, 14:23, archived)

inside of left calf

( Dr. Kitteny Berk, Tue 19 Aug 2003, 14:24, archived)

That's where lots of sailor
boys get tattoos
( dutchbird, Tue 19 Aug 2003, 14:26, archived)

oh yeah?
is that the voice of experience?
( bleepbloop, Tue 19 Aug 2003, 14:28, archived)

and you'd know this how?

;-)
( thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Tue 19 Aug 2003, 14:28, archived)

I'm from near Portsmouth

( dutchbird, Tue 19 Aug 2003, 14:30, archived)

well, someone has to be
I suppose
( thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Tue 19 Aug 2003, 14:32, archived)

wow
and wow
( Manic -| Julie Moult is a Google bomb |-, Tue 19 Aug 2003, 14:23, archived)

hahahaa
GO BERK!
( ? .[]D.[].[]0[].[]D. ?, Tue 19 Aug 2003, 14:24, archived)

haha !
you did it then?!!
( Tedmus, Tue 19 Aug 2003, 14:24, archived)

Is that on your
arse cheek???
( Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Tue 19 Aug 2003, 14:24, archived)

nope

( Dr. Kitteny Berk, Tue 19 Aug 2003, 14:25, archived)

you should have had it tattoo'd on your scrotum.
that would have tought you a lesson.
( Thor_sonofodin now with 37inch wide screen monitor, fuckers., Tue 19 Aug 2003, 14:31, archived)

you shaved your leg?
what a girl...

;oP
( Manic -| Julie Moult is a Google bomb |-, Tue 19 Aug 2003, 14:32, archived)

nah
tat bloke did it
( Dr. Kitteny Berk, Tue 19 Aug 2003, 14:33, archived)

you had another bloke shave your leg for you?
how gay!
( Manic -| Julie Moult is a Google bomb |-, Tue 19 Aug 2003, 14:34, archived)

well yeah
the gayness tends to come with me being gay...
( Dr. Kitteny Berk, Tue 19 Aug 2003, 14:36, archived)

your gay?
How....

(sorry, I got nuthin'!)
( Manic -| Julie Moult is a Google bomb |-, Tue 19 Aug 2003, 14:37, archived)

did you not suspect it
when he was ramming you from behind?

[edit] www.blackfeather.co.uk/mycock.htm
( Thor_sonofodin now with 37inch wide screen monitor, fuckers., Tue 19 Aug 2003, 14:38, archived)

i'm afaid
mycock (that site) is glasscock
( Dr. Kitteny Berk, Tue 19 Aug 2003, 14:42, archived)

For the first time in my life
I'm actually tempted to get a tattoo.
(Indole Ring, Tue 19 Aug 2003, 14:32, archived)

get a...
nohands! :)
( Heather S, Tue 19 Aug 2003, 14:46, archived)

get over it quickly
think how foolish you'll feel when you're old and you have to explain it to your grandchildren.
"No, that's no-hands kitten, it was a meme on that old fashioned thing they called an interweb."
( Pootle where's his tart on his sleve?, Tue 19 Aug 2003, 14:49, archived)

That's a strange place for a tattoo

( Roxy_Hart, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 19:49, archived)

he put it there
so his mum wouldn't see
( munkt0n, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 9:50, archived)

Is it
a DIY job
(B3taBandit, Tue 19 Aug 2003, 14:26, archived)

nope
i paid!
( Dr. Kitteny Berk, Tue 19 Aug 2003, 14:31, archived)

ohdear
the yellowhead doesn't look too well...
( Heather S, Tue 19 Aug 2003, 14:26, archived)

Hahahaha.
You'll regret that when you grow up.
( Baz Fuck off, Tue 19 Aug 2003, 14:26, archived)

never going to happen
this is berk we are talking about
( Bitchpapa, Tue 19 Aug 2003, 14:27, archived)

If you're still asking about mortgages
Mrs Baz got a very good deal from Leeds & Holbeck - one of those discounted rate for 2 years things.
( Baz Fuck off, Tue 19 Aug 2003, 14:29, archived)

so what should i do?
get a tat i'll like in 30 years?
( Dr. Kitteny Berk, Tue 19 Aug 2003, 14:28, archived)

Yes.
Or start saving up for the laser now.
( Baz Fuck off, Tue 19 Aug 2003, 14:29, archived)

why bother?
live now, worry later
( Dr. Kitteny Berk, Tue 19 Aug 2003, 14:30, archived)

I think
you should get a goatse tattoo. A hand on each arse cheek is all you'd need.

Anyway, the tattoo was worth a long thread - you'll have something to remember this thread by for the rest of your life.
( thorpe, Tue 19 Aug 2003, 14:38, archived)

hahahaaaha
that would be hillarious, trying to explain that to some bird you just got home
( Sixola, Tue 19 Aug 2003, 14:42, archived)

"I hang about on an internet message board all day. This is one of the injokes"
Yep. Girls will love it.
( rob, Tue 19 Aug 2003, 14:43, archived)

bound to give you all kinds of cred
no one understands what I'm going on a bout when I try and tell them what I do all day
( Sixola, Tue 19 Aug 2003, 14:46, archived)

hehe
you mean it doesn't work for you!?
( Dr. Kitteny Berk, Tue 19 Aug 2003, 14:46, archived)

......yes
(stop looking at my goats you bag of spunk, Tue 19 Aug 2003, 14:33, archived)

u r mental
good lad!
( Bitchpapa, Tue 19 Aug 2003, 14:26, archived)

Berk
you are a legend

;)
( bleepbloop, Tue 19 Aug 2003, 14:29, archived)

say nowt
It should be revealed to all in the newsletter.

It's genuinely crazy enough for it.
( WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Tue 19 Aug 2003, 14:31, archived)

I was right
I'm great me.
...hello?... Maybe I should stop talking to myself. Yep.
Any minute now.

Silent as the grave me.

Ypu... not a peep...
( WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 14:40, archived)

that is very badly done.
does your tattooist have Parkinsons?
(Osiris, Tue 19 Aug 2003, 14:42, archived)

ya know
if you compare it with the actual fear, it's not really that bad (the yellow headed fear is actually that dented in)
( Heather S, Tue 19 Aug 2003, 14:47, archived)

but compared with
my backpiece - Schongauer's 'Temptation Of St Antony', to pick a random example, it's pretty shite. There's no excuse for crap tattoos.
(Osiris, Tue 19 Aug 2003, 15:07, archived)

He would of been shaking because hes was so scared.
(stop looking at my goats you bag of spunk, Tue 19 Aug 2003, 14:49, archived)

Nice one Centurion.
Like it!
( Vermin, Tue 19 Aug 2003, 14:50, archived)

Loon
absolute loon. But now I'm thinking you're curiously courageous... Nope, it's passed. You're a loon.
( Matazone stings like a butterfly and floats like a bee, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 13:30, archived)

Hahahaha
Berk, you Loon :)
( Penile, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 14:21, archived)

i must say..
..that really is awesome. And utterly non regrettable, unlike my plan 5 years ago to get my ( then ) static IP addy tattooed across me back....
(Phooey, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 14:29, archived)

is it
crook-ed?
(nate, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 14:40, archived)

the right head
is a bit wonky, or is it meant to be like that?
( VampireMonkeyOnSpeed UNLIMITED RICE PUDDING!!!!!!!!!!!!11, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 15:33, archived)

Oh dear
very sad
(StokoE, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 16:52, archived)

you know those are permanent right?
i mean, you can't just wash them off in the bath.

loooooooooooooooonah
( cwethan, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 18:48, archived)

that's
fooking amazing.
(william the conker, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:11, archived)

wow
I can't believe you did that for real.
(Thazi, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 22:35, archived)

You utter loon, you!
But... well, i mean... it's quite a good rendition of it, i have to admit, but jeez... a tattoo?
Each to their own i guess ;)
( Mushroom, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 22:59, archived)

mad!
excellent!
( 5olly, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 9:03, archived)

I'm a bit late
But I made this a bout 8 months ago:

( Bud Muhnquai is a crack dealer, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:28, archived)

Woo yay my dear friend...
You are hardcore!
(Burbster is still crap at animating., Sat 23 Aug 2003, 17:49, archived)

yay!
join the club!
( zog remembers when all this was fields, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 18:00, archived)

You are completely
Crazy!!!

Send in photos of it to bmezine.com :)
(Spin Doctor, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 13:25, archived)