Walkin' the dog

(Thu 18th Mar 2010, 21:27, More)

"Bleeurggggghhhhhh!"

"Human waste disagrees with Wipeyourbot's delicate circuitry"
(Fri 23rd Nov 2007, 17:27, More)

...and relax.

(Mon 17th Sep 2007, 19:06, More)

Plot believed to involve liquid explosive say police

Evidence is seized
(Thu 10th Aug 2006, 11:37, More)

The other transformers had it easy.

Turboflush wished he had been nearer the front of the queue when the Autobots were handing out disguises.
(Sun 6th Aug 2006, 19:04, More)

From now on, when I see the Apple logo

I will see this. I wish I never started it now.
(Thu 27th Jul 2006, 11:22, More)

There are thousands of them!

They're just camera shy
(Mon 10th Jul 2006, 21:08, More)

The advent of CGI had hit the muppets hard

(Thu 6th Jul 2006, 15:11, More)

"It's going to get a bit bumpy!"

(Thu 15th Jun 2006, 14:18, More)

What are you doing you peasant? This is my room. Please close the door on your way out

Are you still here?
(Tue 12th Jul 2005, 15:59, More)

Just imagine the logistics of it!

Slightlybiggerised
(Fri 8th Jul 2005, 13:35, More)

No reason

(Sat 11th Sep 2004, 12:51, More)

She had jumped on the chair as he had predicted.

Now all he had to do was detonate the charges and he could scurry around the place and freak her out. Mission accomplished.
(Fri 25th Jun 2004, 13:37, More)

edit-2 FPs in 24 hours. Its nice to be back :)
(Fri 21st May 2004, 14:02, More)

Baby pigeons.


Evenin' all
(Thu 20th May 2004, 22:34, More)

He would do anything to impress the ladies

Click for biggy
(Sun 26th Oct 2003, 0:47, More)

The romantic evening was a disaster.

Those drunken idiots on that guys leaving do were making far too much noise.
(Mon 18th Aug 2003, 23:55, More)

I said a CONICAL flask!

..not COMICAL!
(Sat 19th Jul 2003, 22:14, More)

Crikey!

(Fri 18th Jul 2003, 19:19, More)

Don't laugh at him

He's scared of heights
(Mon 14th Jul 2003, 23:00, More)

"Yarrr!..

...Batten down the hatches. It looks like theres a storm brewin'"
(Sat 28th Jun 2003, 2:18, More)

With the storm clouds forming and the high risk of rust...

...little B-Joo made a mad dash for home.
(Tue 17th Jun 2003, 20:53, More)

Cpt. Jones had to hire a 40ft crane to get his cargo on board.


Evenin' all!
(Tue 13th May 2003, 22:31, More)

OK people. Hand over your Ribena..

..or the puppies get it!
(Sat 12th Apr 2003, 17:01, More)

The caterer had fed him false information.

This was no sponge cake.
(Wed 12th Mar 2003, 13:30, More)

I am your best friend...

You will bring me some Ribena!
(Wed 26th Feb 2003, 22:32, More)

Danger! Man Eating Tiger!


(Apologies for poor punnage)
(Mon 10th Feb 2003, 9:21, More)

Barnaby the kids entertainer was worried.

After the purchase of his new dummy, business was strangely slack.
(Sun 9th Feb 2003, 2:36, More)

It helped him to think.

(Tue 28th Jan 2003, 19:33, More)

Max was pleased with his discovery of the Micro-Panda.


..but sadly it was lost soon after down the back of the settee!
(Sun 26th Jan 2003, 1:24, More)

They dont build them like that anymore..

(Thu 16th Jan 2003, 0:48, More)

Out of all the anti-gravity animals made that year..

The hover-cow was the most fondly remembered.
(Sun 5th Jan 2003, 16:37, More)

» Happy 10th Birthday B3ta


I can't help but read these replies without imagining them being on some retrospective style clips show on tv with b3tans reading their responses to camera.
(Tue 13th Sep 2011, 7:24, More)

» Happy 10th Birthday B3ta


Like most people, I can't remember how I found this place but I'm glad I did.
I love the way you can never guess what the next post will be. A kitten headswap, a Goatse reference, a bandwagon hurtles by and then an amazing leftfield post that has tears rolling down your face.
There have been some great moments on the board and at the manc b3tabashes over the years and this place really is filled with some genuinely talented, funny and creative individuals.
I don't post as much as I used to but I'll always regard b3ta as my home on the internet.

Cheers b3ta!
(Mon 12th Sep 2011, 18:10, More)

» Booze Related Disasters

New years eve capers
One new years eve I turned up late to the pub and tried to drink twice as fast to catch up with my mates. Sadly this intake of alcohol completely messed me up and i collapsed in the garden of the house we had gone to for a new year party. My body was not moving at all but my mind was OK. It was when the owners of the house started sticking fireworks in the garden and trapping me behind a fence of fire and explosives that my friends decided to intervene
(Fri 19th Mar 2004, 2:41, More)