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# aww poor dave
she wasn't worth it anyway
I love the stance of the barman!

(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 23:14, archived)
# Are you kidding?
She was a right looker. It's Dave and his crappy chatup lines.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 23:16, archived)
# I feel less sorry for Dave now
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 23:17, archived)
# You should.
He told her the Binary joke - you know, "only 10 kinds of people in this world", that one.

No, really, he did.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 23:18, archived)
# Oh.
I feel a little less sorry for him now, then.
(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 23:19, archived)
# You were evesdropping weren't you
did you feed the cat before you left to get married? Apparently it's good luck, so is meeting an Elephant
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 23:19, archived)
# er
I put the cats in prison the cattery before I got married. Is that bad?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 23:21, archived)
# I don't think so
did you meet an elephant?
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 23:23, archived)
# nope.
Only a Mother-in-Law*.

*She's very nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 23:24, archived)
# how do you do.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 23:25, archived)
# wotcha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 23:27, archived)
# i'm making another kitten poem for you!
call it a wedding gift!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 23:29, archived)
# you'll be lucky
you married a womble, the elephant would have added that extra shine
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 23:26, archived)
# we're quite friendly
y'know
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 23:25, archived)
# the singular cat?
what did you do with the other one?
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 23:24, archived)
# *whistles nonchalantly*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 23:25, archived)
# i think i used to have a gif of you
eating a cat, but unfortunately msn lost it
(edit) ooh, sine-wave-tastic
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 23:30, archived)
# how evil.
So evil even MSN couldn't stand it.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 23:35, archived)
# now i think about it
i think it was someone else eating a cat and you standing next to them

there was probably a good reason for it at the time
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 23:39, archived)
# I like that joke
but it only works written down.
(I helped save b3ta! Mingus wonders where all the time went, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 23:20, archived)
# tch, what an idiot
/crosses binary joke from chat-up line list
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 23:21, archived)
# Binary joke?
Tell me, tell me, tell me!
/geek
(jonnies, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 23:25, archived)
# you can probably guess it
'there are only 10 type of people in the world, those that understand binary and those that don't'

hilarious!
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 23:29, archived)
# i was hoping there'd be a sleazier one
like "you'll go 00000 when i give you 1"
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 23:38, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 23:40, archived)