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[challenge entry] Wonder if I'd pass.......

From the Photoshop the Police challenge. See all 443 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:51, archived)
# correct use of handcuffs...
...and truncheon...
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:52, archived)
# wahey!
the handcuffs go on the ankle and the truncheon with the crumpets?
(I helped save b3ta! Mosschops, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:59, archived)
# i can show you how to use those if you like
just set into my room and strip to your underwear, trust me, i pretend to be a doctor..
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:02, archived)
# ooh
sounds like fun to me!
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:03, archived)
# sounds naughty to me
Joy!
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:05, archived)
# and the proper way
to 'proceed'
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:53, archived)
# Hooray!
What about excerpts from L.A. cops?

like: "Where you goin' in such a hurry with that stereo, ni**er?"

If you aren't white, you are harassed. 100% OF SAD BUT TRUE FACT
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:53, archived)
# It's a good job
I'm white then, otherwise the rozzer's would've locked me upyears ago :-)
(Morrolan (Veni Vermini Vomui - I came, I got ratted, I threw up), Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:13, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:54, archived)
# Rozzers.
Bless 'em.

I'm always reminded of the old gag - "If you can read this, sorry, you're overqualified for the police"
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:55, archived)