Kill it
Fucking rat with wings that it is.
Unless it's a baby one, in which case trap it in a box and take photos to prove to the world that they exist - you'll make millions!
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Ijon Tichy,
Sun 14 Sep 2003, 20:37,
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Did I tell you
about the theory i heard that baby pidgeons don't exist as the birds are in fact a network of high tech cctv flying cameras designed to track the worlds populace?
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Fellmeister,
Sun 14 Sep 2003, 20:46,
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