The police have ruled out suicide

( Bad Horsey is looking for a new home - details on profile, Mon 15 Sep 2003, 12:55, archived)

i like that lots.
woo and yay to you, sir!
(Frogstar, Mon 15 Sep 2003, 12:56, archived)

Quick!
Call all the king's horses and all the king's men!


Woo
( wayward., Mon 15 Sep 2003, 12:57, archived)

I read a poem about something
similar, once.
( F5 F5 F5 Don't listen to him. It's the beer talking., Mon 15 Sep 2003, 12:57, archived)

nice

( Sunshine Elephant, Mon 15 Sep 2003, 12:57, archived)

oh my god
thats so tragic.. i think... im gonna cry :(
( Emohawk, Mon 15 Sep 2003, 12:58, archived)

Photorealistic Nursery rhymes
has it already been a challenge? If not, why not?

Woo!
( brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 15 Sep 2003, 12:58, archived)

Awwww
poor humpers!

It just goes to show what the world is coming to, when I were a lad, if a humpty fell off a wall, they'd send in all the kings men. On horses no less!!!

Now all they get in one stinking copper! Where is the justice I ask ya?!?!?!
( Spencer Elden, Mon 15 Sep 2003, 12:59, archived)